Dry-Decker

Similar to Upper Decker; Only, instead of doing it in upper part of the toilet, you open the door to the person's Clothes Washer and take a juicy dump, close the door, and turn the dryer on "High Heat". Walk Away smiling as you hear the distinctive "thump thump" sound. Only do "Dry Deckers" to people you don't want as future friends.

"Yeh Man, he made me so mad, I left him a Dry-Decker. When he found the dryer running a 1/2 hour later and opened it up, he realized he would have to throw the dryer away."

by Lori Kissling April 15, 2005

black and decker fanboy

is a fanboy of the black and decker tools. also is the only shareholder of the company that invested all there money into the failing business, there are many ways to recognise this fanboy . 1: whenever you start talking about good quality tools around them you will hear the words BLACK AND DECKER IS DA BEST followed by inaudible rage with rage spit covering the room. 2:always wears a matching black and decker suit. 3: drives a shitty red toyota ute that they proclain is called "the beast"..... it is wise that if you encounter this fanboy you must run to your nearest makita dealer where it cannot get you as makita tools is its biggest weakness.....

1: guy 1: hey have you seen that new milwaukee cordless drill.

guy 2: yer....it looks much better than that black and decker piece of shit....

black and decker fanboy: NAYNAYANYANAYNAYANYANAYN black and decker is the best..........(inaudible rage)
2: oh look its crappy red toyota ute........

by beefmaster (josh) August 24, 2011

Dick On Deck

Male slang for having previously-taken pictures of one's penis stored in one's phone, in case a female should ask for "a dick pic ;-)" via text at an inopportune time.

1. "Dudebro, she asked for a dick pic when I was eating with my mom last night. Good thing I had some dick on deck to send her."

2. "Man, do you think Anthony Weiner REALLY has enough free time to take dick pics whenever he's asked? Hell nah, I'd bet my house he's got dick on deck."

by J-coke da killa September 1, 2013

dock the dick

to castrate (in another way of course)

"Understand Rael, that's the end of your tail."
"Don't delay, dock the dick!" I watch his countdown timer tick.
-Genesis, The Colony Of Slippermen

by Alex March 18, 2003

deckslap

Resulting from innocent interpretation of "d*ckslap", deckslap is a variation of the dickslap, invented by the members of I-PR. While the physical action of deckslapping is yet to be defined, it remains an action used by one to express a wide variety of emotions and sensations. These include: gratitude, appreciation, degradation and love.
In addition, the deckslap can be used as a form of punishment or reward, highlighting ones status and to emphasise anothers tomfoolery.

"She was being an idiot, so I deckslapped her"
"You what?"
"Oh dont worry, she liked it."

by I-PR [A.L] December 4, 2004

lower decking

the opposite of upper decking

to drop a deuce in someones fountain, were the pump is in the bottom, so that it recirculates shit water

Dude, tonight we're lower decking that taint block next door!

by MSTNG45 May 18, 2007

Upper deck check

The act of throwing open bathroom doors and restroom stalls without warning to make sure the bathroom goer is not in the act of upper decking a toilet.

I'm going to do a round of upper deck checks.

*throw open bathroom door* UPPER DECK CHECK!!

by cocodette October 12, 2011