Dad Shit

When a shit exceeds 20 minutes to complete. Comparable to how an average American Dad shits.

Damn dude, we’ve gotta go to the mall to meet up with Jessica. You’ve been on the toilet for like an hour and 15, you always take these dad shits, bro!

by PierzPressure June 17, 2019

Meet that dad.

A "dad" meaning an attractive woman that you would like to engage sexual intercourse with.

Oh man look at her!! I'd meet that dad.

by Mega Boss November 3, 2009

unicorn dad

The man who's dedicated the rest of his life to making his Unicorn Mom happy and his little unicorn princesses have the best life possible.

After you've just learned what a Unicorn Mom is and tried to look up a title for yourself and found nothing so you created one.... UNICORN DAD!

by tmntdaddy November 11, 2017

Dad Limb

a phrase generally used in southeastern North Carolina as an alternative word to 'damn'.

I can't lift this DAMN box!

I can't lift this DAD LIMB box!

by purple_crow March 8, 2011

dad sag

When the pants of a father are up on their waist but they have a prominent sagging under their butt cheeks.

Man I really love these jeans but they give me a dad sag. -Caroline

by harry_paratestes May 9, 2021

Zak’s Dad

A scrumptious fella, who has a giant shlong, he is thiccums and has two watermelons for testicles (for self defence purposes).
P.s. he smells really nice mmmmmmmmmmm

Guy 1: “Woah, who’s that over there?”

Guy 2: “Ohhhh, that’s Zak’s Dad!”

Guy 1: “Damn… I wanna fuck Zak’s Dad”

by Zak’s Dad July 26, 2022

Second dad

A person who is not your real dad, but instead the other person who takes care of you. Like your guardian or mentor.

He can also be the person you look up to or is an inspiration to you. This term is especially used for people who are in anime fandoms. daddy second father dad father uncle guardian mentor inspiration

That guy right there is my second dad! He is always helping me out and looking out for me!

by spoodermaniscool January 25, 2020