Eskimo Dad

Same as eskimo brother, but when two guys each have a child with one woman.

John had a kid with Sarah.
Dave had a kid with Sarah.
Therefore John and Dave are Eskimo Dads.

by Kkovaction January 09, 2011

Meet that dad.

A "dad" meaning an attractive woman that you would like to engage sexual intercourse with.

Oh man look at her!! I'd meet that dad.

by Mega Boss November 04, 2009

unicorn dad

The man who's dedicated the rest of his life to making his Unicorn Mom happy and his little unicorn princesses have the best life possible.

After you've just learned what a Unicorn Mom is and tried to look up a title for yourself and found nothing so you created one.... UNICORN DAD!

by tmntdaddy November 11, 2017

peekaboo dad

Dad with no parental responsibilities. Shows up only when he wants to and bears gifts to make up for not being there, in other word trying to buy his kids love

I wonder when Joshua's peekaboo dad will show up

by Angry momma March 24, 2015

dad sag

When the pants of a father are up on their waist but they have a prominent sagging under their butt cheeks.

Man I really love these jeans but they give me a dad sag. -Caroline

by harry_paratestes May 10, 2021

Zak’s Dad

A scrumptious fella, who has a giant shlong, he is thiccums and has two watermelons for testicles (for self defence purposes).
P.s. he smells really nice mmmmmmmmmmm

Guy 1: “Woah, who’s that over there?”

Guy 2: “Ohhhh, that’s Zak’s Dad!”

Guy 1: “Damn… I wanna fuck Zak’s Dad”

by Zak’s Dad July 26, 2022

svens dad

Gone

Svens dad is fucking missing

by Fatboidylan January 24, 2022