crunchy dream

A wet dream where you wake up so late by the the time you wake up your underwear is crunchy as opposed to wet.

Tim - "Yo I had a great dream about my girl but I woke up at like 3pm with crispy underwear, what happened?"
John - "You must have had a crunchy dream bro"

by PhatPig January 30, 2023

American Dream

You can't spell American Dream without Eric Andre in the middle

Can't spell American Dream without Eric Andre in the middle- Eric Andre

by FrenchToast492 May 23, 2018

dream smp

literally have no issues w them, only the fandom so if ur a basic white dsmp fan pls dni /srs/gen/suckmydick

dream smp fans dni

by kurapika’s lover November 2, 2021

dream cucked

An extremely rare situation when the one who is being cucked is sleeping and dreaming about the person they love who is being fucked in the same bed the one who was cucked is sleeping in.

He did you here about Jason?
Oh yeah he got dream cucked.

by You can't have too much fluff June 24, 2019

Dream slut

A person who frequently dreams about having sex with people.

- Damn, I slept with Matt and Jason in my dream last night!
- You are such a dream slut.

by theoxfordcomma September 6, 2013

Crayola Dream

Dreaming of sexual intercourse with many different ethnic woman of color.

Jack, " Bro I had a dream i was flying last night."
Steve, " I had a crayola dream last night."
Jack, " you win."

by Bandana Raburn September 14, 2011

Pipe Dream

;a dream you have and long for but know you can never achieve
; a sex partner you long to fuck passionately but know you never can

"Who is your pipe dream?" "oH mY GAwD, it has to be Sidney Shlong, he's just so fucking cute!"

by TweakGod October 14, 2019