frankish dinner date

(Frankish refers to Charlemagne and The Franks): weird looking and unpalatable food,- ioho-, but food still fit for human consumption if religious dietary restrictions are kept out of the equation, because your ethnic group is simply not accustomed to such food.

caterpillars in tomato sauce? what is this Frankish dinner date?

by Sexydimma July 26, 2014

Emergency Dinner Date

When a friend calls and says that they need to talk to you immediately, and you ditch your plans to get dinner and listen to them.

I was supposed to go to that party on Saturday night, but then I had an emergency dinner date with Nadia since her boyfriend broke up with her that morning.

by mckables February 5, 2009

chicken dinner

Not a compliment

"do you want to come over for a chicken dinner" Said Jem
"Your're a chicken dinner" said Thomas

by pants_the November 7, 2018

juggalo dinner

A meal purchased from a gas station convenience store. Examples of typical convenience store foods include Slim Jims, chips, string cheese, Chef Boyardee ravioli, beef jerky, candy, generic canned food, and individually wrapped pastries. Usually a last resort when one is homeless, on a road trip, doesn't have enough money for a real meal, or is hungry in the middle of the night and there are no restaurants open within a reasonable distance.

Person #1: I'm hungry but I don't have enough money for food or gas, and nothing is open.
Person #2: Walk to the Shell station and have a juggalo dinner. It's 24 hours.

by fubsy wubsy September 30, 2013

rehearsal dinner trick

Handy tool devised after feeling lousy at too many weddings. Planning ahead and consuming too much alcohol 2 days before the event where you need to be "on". Therefore, you will be hung over the night before the big day and won't be able to tie one on, thus avoiding feeling like crap when everyone else is partying.

"I feel terrible today because i drank too much at the rehearsal dinner. I won't be able to stay at the wedding very long. How do you feel so good?"

"Man, I pulled a rehearsal dinner trick...i got drunk on Thursday night so i couldn't drink last night. I'm good to go."

by Valmont July 16, 2008

After dinner mint

The lint balls trapped in a person's ass crack. More common if the person has a hairy ass crack.

Dude, I just cleaned out the shower drain and found a year's worth of after dinner mints.

by rjs13 August 6, 2016

Kraft Dinner

- Touted with saving the lives of literally some a college student, Kraft dinner is entirely unnatural and essentially evil. The noodles are made from failed dreams and the cheesish part is a mild sedative tasked with eslaving the free peoples of the North to its insipid corporate masters.

- Very reasonably priced in most markets.

- Yo, Where's Wallace?

- KD'd (Kraft Dinner'd) last night. Sad times.

by JxT did January 9, 2016