Sottile Depression 

When you come out of Mr. Sottile's room and are so done with his bs that you just can't fathom what it was like to be happy before.

Person 1: Did you just have Mr. Sottile's class?
Person 2: How'd you know?
Person 1: You look like you have Sottile Depression.

Sottile Depression by innocentperson September 26, 2019

Coachella Fest Depression 

The depression you feel after those three amazing days at coachella fest...

Oh he has coachella fest depression

Coachella Fest Depression by heeeeyguuuuurlheeeeeeeey June 24, 2011

crippling depression 

Severe depression that takes over your whole life making unbearable to carry out basic daily tasks.

Mom- "Can you take the trash out?"
You- "I can't, I have crippling depression."

crippling depression by ReptilianBrotherhood May 22, 2016

Post Concert Depression 

Post Concert Depression; otherwise known as PCD,

The feeling you get straight after/the day after/up to 2 months after you go to any concert.

Symptoms include:

1. The desire to relive the concert
2. Thoughts similar to "They were right there!" or "I’m never going to see them again!"

3. Emotional pain when listening to the artist's music

Post concert depression can last up to a week, depending on the severity of the concert. However even after a long time, listening to the artist's music may cause a relapse.

"I have such bad post concert depression after that You Me At Six concert!"

Post Concert Depression by the one who says hi July 12, 2014

Fake Depression 

Fake Depression is usually common amongst quirky edgy teenagers, primarily girls, who post sad VHS edits of Bart Simpson, or anything related, on their Instagram/Snapchat stories with the caption "pls no one talk to me" or "pls someone just end me" or even "wow this is so me" for attention. While also hurting people who are actually Depressed by making them feel even more bad about themselves and having a harder time to cope with their mental disorder. Fake Depressed teens usually act like this because their parents didn't buy them that new Iphone or they immediately broke up with their new boyfriend/girlfriend after being together for a day, and they think their life is hard.

Jake: Everytime I'm with Emma she looks like she's sad, why does she always act like this? :(

Olivia: Naaah OMEGALUL, that dumbass bitch aint sad, she just has fake depression for attention and clout.
Jake: Aaahh I see, well then fuck that dumbass.

Fake Depression by RippityRS October 2, 2019

newtmas depression 

caused by the love of newt & thomas, leaves you feeling halfway happy, halfway sad. symptoms include heartaches, migraines, uncontrollable crying, seizures, mental breakdowns, fast heartbeat, trouble breathing, losing sleep. recovery time takes about 3 years but some may never recover.

after watching "The Death Cure", I suffered a terrible newtmas depression

newtmas depression by newtsh00k March 24, 2018

Bellarke depression 

Being so upset that The 100 writers can't make Bellarke happen, but they have the best chemistry ever

I have Bellarke depression.

Bellarke depression by Alec Lightwood March 11, 2018