Cooch Ball

When your vaginal area has been been so torn up, it is swolen and appears as a ball between the legs

Matt: Damn taylor, you must be a slut!

Taylor: Why do you say that?

Matt: You have a huge cooch ball

by Fuck Head! April 3, 2009

Choochie

When a woman has a very small vagina like a chode.

Damn this bitch gotta choochie

by ahatch52 November 20, 2020

coochiebandit

normally a male that sleeps around with drunk women, and leaves the next morning before they wake.

"last night a coochiebandit was seen running from the scene wearing nothing but his boxers, theres no word on the identity of the man, just a drunken jizzed up lady" ......"back to you jim"

by coochiebandit June 12, 2008

Cooch Puncher

A person who demonstrates overly aggressive manual stimulation of the vagina during sexual play.

S/he was unable to please sensitive partners during foreplay because s/he was such a cooch puncher.

by Boffo40 November 5, 2010

Cooch Smooch

A female's version of a teabag. Consists of a female crouching over someone's face and moving up and down over them. -Usually used as an insult, especially in video games.

He is a jerk, make sure to cooch smooch him when you kill him.

by Miss Tracey xox May 4, 2011

Coochie Monster

Like cookie monster but a known lover of coochie's and eats them on a regular basis

Koner is a huge fucking Coochie Monster!!

by VomitCock May 27, 2017

Cooched

That moment when ur male friend sits on ur face and his gooch is laying on ur face. This is worse than being t-bagged in call of duty.

Samantha-Fuck u stop playing Fortnite

John-I wanna play with my friends bitch (gets up pulls down pants and sits on her head) you have been cooched asshole!

by Daddy Rape No No July 18, 2018