Foot Cream

a thing that makes your foot look less ugly than it already does. also helps you move your foot without yelping and screaming in pain. this is random. no pun intended. just like this dumb definition so its the first on the page. thank you ladies and gentleman dogs cats and wolves.

"jack, thats sum really good foot cream"
"foot cream makes it easier to wear your crepes"
"oi blad gimme your crepes"
if you are not british you won't understand. THIS IS A WARNING.

by Shaqmanshotop April 20, 2019

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Foot Cream

Semen that is kept in a jar to be rubbed on the feet at a later time.

“What’s that smell”
“It’s my new foot cream”

by Yeet69deeznutz March 18, 2019

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Doggy Cream

The process of mixing human semen and animal semen together and then penetrating it into an unprotected vagina.

guy: hey u wanna do summit f**cked up

girl: h3ll yh boi
guy: lemme put sum of dis doggy cream in yo pussay yh
girl: ew whats in there
guy: it is my... special formula :~)

by megathiccboi March 22, 2018

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