Chapstick

The god and center of the world, to members of the Church of the Living Chapstick (.com).

Person A: That person uses chapstick so fucking much
Person B: Ya, they are a member of the church of the living chapstick.
Person A: WTF?

by Dylan keenen November 16, 2005

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chaps eye

the pee hole of your manhood

look how far the cum shoots from my chaps eye

by Chris K March 12, 2004

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Crapspackle

Crapspackle: 1)overheated molten polypropylene extruded from a big shoe welder. Also known as a "shit" weld. 2) Any spoken or written word(s) coming from a politician's mouth.

Dude, the damn welder did a crapspackle.

by AmericanStrega February 28, 2010

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capsack

To indulge in a deviant sexual practise, closely related to teabagging. Also known as 'capsacking'.

"I'm going to capsack you hard, you little bitch!"

by Wix May 13, 2005

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Capsy

To be angry about something.

Stranger: Oh I am sick of you parking in my driveway!

You: Don't be so capsy... I will move it!

by Keaton Brime November 16, 2010

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A crab infestation so horrific that it may be possible for the crabs to spread without sexual contact, since clothing can not contain them. It is as if the crabs have the ability to phase through the infected person's clothing and that of others, thus attempting to use their ghostly powers to reach a pandemic state.

Brooke: "Mike is so hot! Too bad that he has ghost crabs."

Alison: "I know, yesterday I had lunch with him and had to shave my junk as soon as I got home."

by Enid McGraw November 11, 2009

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Chinese Chapstick Chomp (CCC)

When a girl takes a stick of chapstick and rub it on her lips to the consistancy of petrolium jelly...Then she begins giving oral sex to a guy using the thick coating of chapstick to help her glide with ease...When he finishes in her mouth, she chomps on his dick a bites it off...She then uses th mix of chapstick and jizz to glue his penis back on

He no longer can use his dick after trying that Chinese Chapstick Chomp (CCC).

I tried CCC the other night and the feeling was horiffic.

The bitch was so mad at me that she CCC'd me.

by JayX30 February 28, 2010

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