A writer of stream of consciousness literature. A Courtney is the queen or king of non sequitur. Courtney is destined to go far in life while taking a circuitous route. Those spending time with Courtney will find someone who is loyal and caring, with frequent bouts of spontaneity.
Have you ever read a story that was so random! It was totally Courtney!
It was so Courtney that it gave me whiplash!
What a Courtney! I didn't see that coming!
It was so Courtney that it gave me whiplash!
What a Courtney! I didn't see that coming!
by DuskyDusky March 14, 2011
Get the Courtney mug.Noted as the best school in Spotsylvania county. Has some of the hottest girls and guys and represents the best class... CLASS 0F 2006. Has the best parties where the cops dont get called and where people dont run through barbed wire in order to escape from the cops. It isnt filled with dirty people who get incredibly drunk and hook up with random guys and then deny it all the next day. Not very many people at Courtland "pop their collars" and the ones who do... Look damn good with it popped so all you gay ass Riverbend kids, can basically get on your knees now and kiss my ass because we all know Courtland prevails in everything! Oh yeah and for the rest of you Riverbend kids who think you're hot and wanna talk shit about Courtland kids say something now. At least when we have parties we provide alcohol as where yall rely on the Courtland kids to bring it.
by TheRealBrookeConn March 24, 2005
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The required wiping of ones own ass due to the overwhelming presence of sweat, usually accompanied by extreme urgency.
by Zhoenix April 27, 2007
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someone who uses people and then whines when they get caught
Also a member of the rock band Hole
someone who uses people and then whines when they get caught
Also a member of the rock band Hole
by Will Tanner (SolaceMarine) April 14, 2006
Get the Courtney Love mug.Courtney i fuckin hate you. not because i know you personally but for what you did not only to your husband and daughter but to his fans. you fucking killed him and you know damn right that you did! how can you live with yourself every day knowing that you left your baby daughter without a father and everyday you lie to her about how he died. if i was you i woudl kill MYSELF b/c i wouldnt be able to stand being a worthless lieing piece of shit liek you are. the only reason half your music did as well as it did is because kurt helped you write it and he was more talented then you were or will ever be. you killed him for the money, or maybe just because your an insane crack whore. either way, i fuckin hate you, and millions of people are still influenced today by his music, yet all of us are have been orphaned from the god of rock music because you had to be a fuckin bitch. burn in hell courtney.
RIP Kurt Cobain.. We love you and may you and your music never be forgotten
Frances..watch out..your mom's insane
Frances..watch out..your mom's insane
by Brooke April 17, 2005
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Get the Courtney Love mug.(1) The most hideous skank on the face of Planet Earth. So crude, disgusting, and repulsive that having sex with her should be an extreme sport.
(2) The true cause of Kurt Cobain's suicide. Wouldn't you if you had to wake up next to that every morning? Not even heroin could make her tolerable.
(2) The true cause of Kurt Cobain's suicide. Wouldn't you if you had to wake up next to that every morning? Not even heroin could make her tolerable.
Letterman had what I thought was 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag on his show the other night. Turns out it was Courtney Love.
by Richard Munch December 8, 2004
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