Cooter Christian

A person who fundamentally changes their religious beliefs (in favor of Christianity) in order to slide in with a girl.

Damn, Justin has been going to church a lot lately.

Yeah it’s because of Jennifer. He’s a classic cooter Christian.

by KiwiLover69 September 22, 2021

cooter sandwhich

A sandwhich made out of cut up uterus. Invented by Jack the Ripper.

"Heya Jackie whatcha up to?"
"Not much brother just making a cooter sandwhich."

by Chickendang June 16, 2017

speedy cooter

When a male turtle ejaculates quickly, and the female is unable to achieve orgasm.

My turtle George was being a bit of a speedy cooter and was unable to please Martha.

by ttrainlookerup October 16, 2012

Little cooter

Little vj or little vagina.

Cross your legs when your wearing a dress so you dont show ur little cooter.

by Mattshadey January 10, 2020

cooter joover

The act of a man sucking aggressively on the vaginal opening during oral intercorse

'Yeah man i rocked her world last night i gave her the cooter joover

by Jenry .C. Joover September 18, 2021

Cooter candy

Comes in all colors, shapes, and sizes. Cooter candy helps keep broke college kids from paying child support and weekend visits. Take just one tablet away and the baby will go away.

It’s often advised to not take cooter candy with alcohol. You might mix it up with a Xanax.

by I’m a virgin 1234 January 29, 2022

Cooter

A stanky bitch. She be sleeping with everybody and be giving AIDS to yo dad. Did I mention she got AIDS?

Homie: yo she cute asf

Me: nah bruh she a lil cooter

Homie: shit... fuck it a holes a hole

by Lord Squilliam III January 8, 2020