cooter mace

When you take out the silicon mold of a vagina from a Pocket Pussy and start smacking people with it.

man 1: bro, that riot was messed up someone hit me with a pocket pussy!
man 2:oh, uhh sorry dude that was me

man 1: what?
man 2: yeah that was my cooter mace

by ToeName August 17, 2018

Lemon Cooter

Acidic Vagina

Almost burned a hole through those undies with that lemon cooter.

by playplayplay April 19, 2024

cooter crammer

Colloquial term for 'marital aids' or self satisfaction devices

When I went to Amazon to search for a massager for my neck, I had no idea I'd have to wade through thousands of the most intricate cooter crammers known to man.

by anonymous May 25, 2021

speedy cooter

When a male turtle ejaculates quickly, and the female is unable to achieve orgasm.

My turtle George was being a bit of a speedy cooter and was unable to please Martha.

by ttrainlookerup October 16, 2012

cooter hickey

When a woman uses her cooter to leave a hickey on one's neck. Like a rockstar🤘🤘

Travis , "Did you see that bad ass cooter hickey that Karey left on the Aaron's neck last night???"

Cinnamon, "That bitch is a rockstar"

by ShanTe From the band Dirtbox October 4, 2021

cooter conked

A more aggressive version of clam slamming

We warned him she liked it rough, he didn't believe us until he told us he got cooter conked!

by MissouriBound January 28, 2024