Lemon Cooter

Acidic Vagina

Almost burned a hole through those undies with that lemon cooter.

by playplayplay April 19, 2024

cooter dart

Where your girlfriend or partner squirts her juices in your eye and ramming her cooter in your nose.

Cathy: babe can you swallow my juices

Bill: not tonight babe

Cathy: COOTER Dart BULLSEYE

by KingSpeed December 10, 2016

Pulled a Cooter

When a man Drives a long distance (45 minutes or more) in hopes to get laid

I pulled a cooter last night and it was totally worth the drive

by lil long dong September 25, 2022

Cooter Koolaid

A ladie’s time of the month. Period time.

Did you get your cooter koolaid yet?

by Wack a mole December 11, 2020

Mullet Cooter Cruiser

A man who goes to any motor vehicle event in Florida, specifically Tallahassee and pays middle aged women in jorts for snapshots of their beaver. Most likely drives an Elcamino or a Ranchero.

The ladies down at the piggly wiggly all give me dirty looks now that they know I'm a Mullet Cooter Cruiser.

by Reverend Gibs May 1, 2024

Crawlspace Cooter

Images stored in ones brain to be used later to pleasure oneself

Boy look at her in that swimsuit... Crawlspace Cooter
Or for people in Alabama: "Did you see that ewe at the livestock auction, talk about some Crawlspace Cooter."

by Ughhhhhhhjhj September 10, 2021

Carnivorous Cooter

The nastiest and worst looking vagina man has ever seen. It looks like it could devour you and could possibly chew through her underwear. Some things are not meant to be seen!!!

The carnivorous cooter on this bitch looked like the killer plant from Little Shop of Horrors, “ feed me, Seymour” scared the shit out of me!

by Bamambalynn May 20, 2025