cookie mom

Moms who have tons of fake friends, are right-winged conservatives, overly religious, read lots of books that all have the same plots, keeps the scrapbook industry going, and have nothing to do but make cookies and cakes all day.

(based on a true story)
Teenager: Hi, I just came by to pick up some scrapbooking supplies for my mom.
Cookie Mom: Ok, let me get them
*oven alarm*
Cookie Mom: Hold on, I just have some cookies in the oven.
Teenager: Ok, *tries to hold back laughter*

by observant teenager March 5, 2009

smoking cookie

Weed; marijuana

"Smoking on cookie in the hotbox"(Migos-Bad and Boujee)
Smoking weed smoking cookie in the hotbox

by Mulatto Barbie December 12, 2016

Meat Cookie

1. A cookie made of meat that typically has cheese inside it. Best served warm.

2. Slang for Animal Cracker.

"Meat Cookies are best served with melted cheese."

"That Meat Cookie was in the shape of a camel."

by Urban Philosopher November 23, 2009

eclair cookie

Some blonde fag from crk

Me:bro why is eclair cookie hot

by Hankjwimbleton69 May 3, 2022

Pastry cookie

she is extremely hot and pretty and she is the best cookie in cookie run kingdom

Pastry cookie is hot

by Una is the best November 28, 2021

cookie doughboy

Taking a tube of cookie dough to masturbate with.

Guy so well-endowed, he's hung like a roll of cookie dough.

Becky was sex starved and went to the frig to find a cookie doughboy to masturbate with.
OOOOugh......I love my cookie doughboy!

What a tasty idea!

OH Jethro, bring over your cookie doughboy, I'm ready for some action!

by kimgee April 25, 2010

Raisin cookie

A person who seems very nice, but turns out to be an asshole. Similar to how you’d mistake a raisin cookie as a chocolate chip one.

Dude: Have you met Pricilla?
Dude #2: Yeah, I have. She really is a raisin cookie, y’know?

by ThisIsAUsername January 4, 2019