cockalizer

a boy who dates girls up to 5 years younger (or older) than him. usually a teen, and very punk and/or strange. many times want to get in the 12 year old's pants.

andrea: Cody is such a cockalizer, i cant believe he's going out with nicki... he's 16 and she's ONLY 12...

haley: i know its so sick even though i've gone out with him...
~or~

andrea: cody, youre such a cockalizer, you perverted fag!

nicki: but i love him!
(nicki is an idiot)

by andrea eats rainbows May 30, 2009

Cockapella

Singing in harmony with a large dick in your mouth

did you listen to hillary clinton's new cockapella song with sarah palin?

by hillaryclinton<3cock January 1, 2011

Cockapotamus

Someone who is a monumental cock.

Look at him over there showing off...what a Cockapotamus

by Tvmender April 28, 2017

cockatoot

Dick Farts

When Peter pissed, he cockatooted!

by Bichee July 13, 2021

aggrivated cockasians

A band formed from Argenta, IL that is undeniably the greatest band of all time.

The Beatles and Stones may be great, but they're no Aggrivated Cockasians

by Swollmeier November 13, 2016

Cocalick

to lick a black girls vagina

i was cocalicking all night last night

by letsgenjiggywith it October 9, 2009

cock-a-doodle-stew

when a man squirts chunky jizz in to your mouth!!!

man: hey, you want ta try some cock-a-doodle-stew

girl: sure.

man: ok, close your eyes and open your mouth.

girl: umm, ok.

man: *squirt* aww thats better.

girl: mmm, tastes like chicken.

((lmfao))

by cynful panda November 13, 2009