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Chicago Style Panic

When you're doing research for a paper and you read a piece of theory, and in so doing, discover you need to read like 30 other theorists. That feeling.
"Have you seen Zach recently?"

"Haven't you heard? He's got Chicago Style Panic"
"Dear God..."
by Zachschway June 9, 2018
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bo from chicago

hes bo and hes from chicago, has some d1 prospects but dropped them for a monk. hes bo from chicago tbh.
Bo from chicago. Wow thats bo from chicago
by bdustdadawg March 6, 2023
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Chicago hammer marks

While attempting to strike a nail, one misses their target and leaves an dent in the wood beside the nail.
While Attempting to nail his fence, Jordan frequently missed his target, leaving scores of Chicago hammer marks.
by FrontRowJonny March 9, 2023
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Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident

On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.
Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?

Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
by BigPigeon420 February 9, 2023
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Chicago baptism

To spill a portion of Jeppson’s Malört accidentally over an infants head while drinking.
Gave my nephew a Chicago Baptism last weekend and was asked to leave the party
by MdoubleT December 25, 2023
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Chicago Luggage

When some idiot doesn't clean the snow off the roof of their car either because their ignorant or were in a hurry and when they stop fast it flies backwards on your windshield blinding your field of vision instantly as they drive away laughing.
ThatJag-Off just got me with his Chicago luggage lazy bastard! Good thing I didn't wreck my car or it would of been his ass!
by Ol watchmen January 12, 2024
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Chicago

A Chicago is the most glorious thing to ever step foot on earth. He is the epitome of power. He controls all. If you meet someone named chicago, bend down and bow.
He is my king, he is Chicago
by BestBakakakakaka January 20, 2024
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