A sneaky sexual act performed by two male friends on a girl. While one male is having sex with a girl from behind, he pulls out and immediately hides. Simultaneously, the other male (previously in hiding) carefully sleuths behind the girl and continues fucking her from behind.
You should have seen Maria's face after she realized that Tom and I successfully splinter celled her last night.
by mango070 March 17, 2008
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The catholic priest, after years of celler dwelling, was relieved when he was hired to be the new youth minister.
The catholic priest, after years of celler dwelling, was relieved when he was hired to be the new youth minister.
by Hagggard March 19, 2009
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The beast that is the real reason for accidents involving a phone. When the driver of a car is talking on a cell phone the Cell Phone Ogre grabs the car and throws it into another car. Normally masks his appearance in the form of an individual or higher power stopping people from using a phone while driving.
Driver: Ooh! My girlfriend just sent me a text message, I'm gonna check it. Hmm.. she's leaving for the airport now, I think i'll text back saying "have a great trip!" *Driver begins to text*.
Sister: OmG Don'T teXT WhILe dRiVinG!!1one! (Cell Phone Ogre in form of sister)
Kid is following parents to camping grounds on an empty road.
Kid: *calls parents* Hey can we stop and get some food soon? I'm starv...
*Cell Phone Ogre (invisible to everyone) picks up the '73 Metallic Blue Slugbug and throws it into parents' pick-up. Kid dies.*
Sister: OmG Don'T teXT WhILe dRiVinG!!1one! (Cell Phone Ogre in form of sister)
Kid is following parents to camping grounds on an empty road.
Kid: *calls parents* Hey can we stop and get some food soon? I'm starv...
*Cell Phone Ogre (invisible to everyone) picks up the '73 Metallic Blue Slugbug and throws it into parents' pick-up. Kid dies.*
by Brycipoo January 1, 2009
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Get the celeste mug.an awesome girl that loves men and jack skeleton. She likes to call her friend Sabs a turd. Someone who's always in a good mood and and makes everyone around her laugh. She's the silent Bob to my Jay. Someone who like to watch pirated videos on the computer and mushroom beds. she likes to say "i have a dick the makes bitches famous, wanna ride?"
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Donny: *making a dieing dog noise*
Sabbath: "IS THAT A REAL DOG?!?!?!?"
Cella: "IS IT OK?!!?!?!"
Stupid Billy: "Lets go to the park guys"
Cella: "Dude, Billy I'm on the mushroom bed, please leave me alone, your really gay. FUCK MY LIFFFEEEEEEE"
Sabbath: "oh that's a Cella move"
Sabbath: "IS THAT A REAL DOG?!?!?!?"
Cella: "IS IT OK?!!?!?!"
Stupid Billy: "Lets go to the park guys"
Cella: "Dude, Billy I'm on the mushroom bed, please leave me alone, your really gay. FUCK MY LIFFFEEEEEEE"
Sabbath: "oh that's a Cella move"
by sabs/sabbath January 4, 2010
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Get the Celeste mug.Being to cheap to afford a real cell phone, you go to the toy section in Wal-Mart and buy a 2 way walkie talkie.
by Pedro L. January 11, 2008
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