Cardiohyperlakeric Syndrome

Noun; A medical condition that causes the heart to beat at a very progressive speed and the blood pressure gradually increases during the course of a Laker game. In most occasions, nearing the end of the game.

Shit, the Lakers are down by 1 and there's .04 seconds left. I can feel my Cardiohyperlakeric Syndrome, it's on full action right now.

by LAKERSFTW. March 7, 2010

cardioepathy

A connection of the heart. Similar to telepathy, where two minds are connected, but much more powerful. In cardioepathy, one can feel the emotions and strains of the heart.

Jim: I'm having a great day.

Bob: You didn't need to tell me, I already sensed it through cardioepathy.

by cardiologistbill April 1, 2010

cardiopause

cardiac arrest.

He died of a cardiopause.

by Uttam Maharjan 2 October 3, 2014

Cardiogasm

Something that makes your heart feel really good; An orgasm for the heart

He gave me a cardiogasm when he told me how beautiful I am.

by Libran#1 April 11, 2017

Cardiovascular Assistant I

Otherwise known as a TA, a comical and tardy individual who’s consistently only productive on Thursdays.

This damn CardioVascular Assistant I (TA)never gets any linen.

by Pavss June 8, 2018

cardiovascular spectacular

An extremely violent heart attack, often with multiple simultaneous blockages.

Wow, Bill had no chance of surviving that cardiovascular spectacular!

by Harvey Hilton June 25, 2018

cardiovascular whore

A girl who loves veiny arms and hands on a guy after he works out.

Oh my god sanuvar is such a cardiovascular whore!

by localsouptime April 30, 2019