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Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation

Bruh just search up CPR it aint that hard
John: Bro start Cardiopulmonary Resuscitation

Parker: What?

John: Fuck, CPR
by iM tHe BaKa November 7, 2022
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CADIndie

CADIndie is the owner of a minecraft port for the Meta Quest and YVR lines of headsets.
"Bro Have you Heard of the questcraft owner?"

"CADIndie?"
by IAmMeomeo November 15, 2022
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Cardigan

Li'l Shordie Scott: I wanna take a pic with Cardi B inside my cardigan
Niggas know I'm late, they call me Shordie, Mr. Tardy Man
I just smoke my weed and fuck these hoes, I'm not no party man
Hit the plug and check the gas and take off in that Harley, man
by avatar.of.vishnu November 27, 2022
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Cardi B

Honey, can you come and take out the Cardi B out to the garage for me?
by Whodoievencare December 14, 2022
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Cardigan

Cor that boy's a cardigan
by Big jdog 789 December 20, 2022
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Cardio Chicken

When you take your really skinny friend to the gym, and he/she keeps insisting they belong on the treadmill/cycling machine.

So in an attempt to prove that your weight lifting makes you physically superior to him/her in every physical manner, you both get on a treadmill, trying to outlast each other, while simultaneously turning up the intensity of the machines.

Nobody wins because this game sucks.
Gym Rat 1: You should take Sarah to the gym

Gym Rat 2: NAH BRO, I already did, she just wants to play a game of Cardio Chicken

Gym Rat 1: Tough brah, did you at least beat her

Gym Rat 2: ...

Gym Rat 1: Brutal dude

Gym Rat 2: BRO I SWEAR SHE'S A TRACK STAR OR SOMETHING
by Morles December 27, 2022
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cardiosimpitis

Inflammation to the heart due to being a simp
Bro that man has cardiosimpitis for his crush
by WinterRave February 2, 2023
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