glass cannon

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damn thats a glass cannon

by twwhw February 5, 2022

Cannon Built

A household name in the heart of the tri-valley. The trio consist of tcan 5.9 / jj parker and C bands. Cannon name trio was set in stone due to erratic behavior in the community. From fighting, drugs, stealing and its biggest blow up in the car and truck community. From building numerous e36, e46’s and straight buckets, they traded up there way to not only one but two ctsv v2’s. There experience didnt end there when c bands stumbled upon a laramie 4g cummins that blew the truck game away. Not short of second is tcan 5.9 compound turbo 2nd gen pushing 700 whp with a good ratchet shifter to push it to the limit. Last but not least the head honcho JJ parker who led a record breaking trade up from a chimmy e46 all the way up to a ctsv1 and a 4g G56 cummins that turned heads around the community. JJ parker unfortunately blew up the g56 that had $7k in head work but immediately came back and 5.9 swapped it as it currently sits in Truckee, CA. The numbers of cars owned ans operated between the 3 if all were kept would exceed $300k easily. This trio would go on to shock the car and truck world when C bands and tcan 5.9 with matching v2’s at only 17. Anywho who stumbles upon them on the road never wants the smoke cause once they see the “cannon built” sticker, you’re gettin cooked.

Cannon Built? Those kids are crazy, idk anybody who hasnt heard of them. They got the trickest whips! C bands ctsv pushes 1300 HP!

by mchheng6.6 December 14, 2023

cannon smoke

Sprinkle cocaine on a hookers butthole then have her fart in your face. The puff looks like cannon smoke.

Charlie Sheen holds the record for the most cases of pink eye from cannon smoke.

by DWamp81 July 9, 2022

Chokito Cannon

A Chokito sized log of similar size and texture, launched from a busted balloon knot with deadly force.

“that chick was tongue punching my balloon knot, when i nearly decaptitated her by mis-firing my Chokito cannon!”

by RangaNadz November 28, 2023

Cannon

When someone's name is misspelled in a funny way and it's immediately their new name.

Henry: you texted my name as lennry and that's not my name
Alex: nope it's cannon now
Henry: its spelled canon
Alex: not anymore

by DemonDicktonary September 21, 2023

Ass Cannon

When your shitting. And you fart, causing a nugget of shit to be propelled into the toliet at great speed. Often causing a perfect Poseidon's kiss.

Hey Jim. I was taking a shit and I turned into an ass cannon. The whole street heard it.

by TheAssCannon November 18, 2018

Clit Cannon

Vagina.

The baby was so overdue, that it shot out if her clit cannon

Credit: Luke Carter

by Lukita lu lu September 9, 2022