When you eat a 72 ounce steak! Than on the way home from Texas at a rest stop. You bend over "pull one off" (masturbate) and fire a 72 ounce shit at the wall!
by Poomaster Kyle June 9, 2021
Get the Texas cannonmug. Is Where you load your Ole lady's chocolate star fish with Peruvian marching powder and have her fart that right up the hoover shoot while sniffing as hard as you can.
by HookerHuey June 9, 2024
Get the Cocaine cannonmug. by lynn.xxxx May 26, 2025
Get the Cannon Thibodeaumug. by ALCsurvivor May 23, 2016
Get the Dirt cannonmug. One of two definitions that will prove BULL SHIT is not appropriate for HOMO SAPIENS as either BALL SHIT or BOWL SHIT.
Take two plastic (MADE IN CHINA BALLS, big , purchased usually at your chain stores. SHOVE THE BALL in your ASSHOLE (preferably GO IN DRY as it will burn and hurt quite a bit as that is PEDOPHILE PUNISHMENT but after letting the first BALL get lost as the second BALL will become easier naturally and slide right in.
Take two plastic (MADE IN CHINA BALLS, big , purchased usually at your chain stores. SHOVE THE BALL in your ASSHOLE (preferably GO IN DRY as it will burn and hurt quite a bit as that is PEDOPHILE PUNISHMENT but after letting the first BALL get lost as the second BALL will become easier naturally and slide right in.
Well I see your ANUS has adjusted as I heard this explosion and saw the results of your SHIT BALL CANNON as your ASSHOLE accepted that second BALL and the BALLS flew out about thirty feet second one and first one ten feet and left a TRAIL OF SHIT tracing the trajectory of the two BALLS , your SHIT BALL CANNON as ANAL ALAN'S ASSHOLE strikes again.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE December 5, 2021
Get the SHIT BALL CANNONmug. Expansion on Dusty Canyon-
(n) When one crushes some sort of dry food, such as Saltines, and sprinkles the crumbs in an unsuspecting other's visible buttcrack then one suddenly expels flatulence spraying the crumbs and dusty forcibly like the projection of a cannonball and smoke that follows.
(n) When one crushes some sort of dry food, such as Saltines, and sprinkles the crumbs in an unsuspecting other's visible buttcrack then one suddenly expels flatulence spraying the crumbs and dusty forcibly like the projection of a cannonball and smoke that follows.
Frank gave Bob a dusty canyon, and when Bob ripped one a few seconds later the joke was on Fank with a dusty cannon.
by Jbobrn September 6, 2017
Get the Dusty Cannonmug. by fianalins March 18, 2021
Get the cannonizemug.