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Can I ask you a petro?

When you want to ask someone a question, but in slang.
Friend 1:“Hey, can I ask you a petro?”
Friend 2: “Yeah, what’s up?”
by Joshuathevoice November 15, 2022
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Can I have yo mathematics?

Another way of asking a person for their number. Based on the holla holla holla guy from dave chappelle's show.

Explanation of phrase: when one asks for another persons number they usually say it by "can i have your number?" or "I see that fine bootay of yo's, holla with them digits at meh why dontchya?" The reason we say "mathematics" is because a number is theoretically math, hence the term can i have yo mathematics?
Nala: Hey Simba... you look hawt!
Simba: say gurl, lemme holla holla holla atchya. can I have yo mathematics?

Aash: Dayummmnnnn look at calaia's bootayyyy!
Shivani: wa wa wee wah I WANT!
*both yell at calaia* say gurl! can i have yo mathematics?!?!??
by Asswhole_with_a_dubya February 21, 2011
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can I french your basenji

"Can I french your basenji?" is what to say if you want to exchange sloppy kisses with someone's basenji.
" I say, can I french your basenji?" said Lord Caulthrop.

"Of course, dear fellow," replied Baron Wellesley, "but it'll cost you twenty-five pounds."

"Oh, and he bites."
by scodder June 14, 2010
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Can't stop the flop

When your ball sack continuously grows at an alarming rate and your scrotum becomes uncontrollably saggy. Commonly found in homosexuals.
Man, have you seen Dale?! That guy can't stop the flop!
by ishootturkeysintheface3 May 29, 2018
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can i get a hoyyyya

a female will say this when.. HOYYYYAAAA
male: can i get a hoyyyya?

female: HOYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
by moaningnekos November 7, 2020
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can-can

Probably the funnest game you will ever play:

It involves a group of people, and a number of small circles of thick rope.
everyone moves into a circle formation, connected by holding the rope rings in each hand. One or more upside down basic plastic trash cans are placed in the center of the circle (number depending on the number of people).
On go, the goal is to try and pull and or push people into the trash cans, often violently. If you touch the trash can in any way, or let go of your rope you are out. Yanking is often banned. Play continues and the last one standing is the winner. A team version can be played, with teammates alternating in the circle.

It's a totally fun game of strength and skill, and also probably the best exercise you'll get all week. People will do some crazy moves including all manner of smackdowns into the cans. Blisters are common.
"let's play can-can"
"HECK YEAH"
by Straitblade January 30, 2008
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Can I Borrow Some Swag?

When someone has a lot of swag (see sex appeal or charism) and you want some of it - this is what you ask them.
Damn. Look at you, brah. Can I borrow some swag?
by Iconoklastic~ February 22, 2010
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