Callum

Usually a nice man, but when he tells you to do something, you better do it

, or hell beat your ass. Normally a chill dude when your around him but if its just you and him he can be a total nutcase.

Callum is tall cunt

by Dinkakart September 27, 2019

Callum realist

A real g who’s like a brother

Callum realist is like a brother to me

by Johnjc September 27, 2019

callan aka gutman

hes always there making everyone uncomfortable. hes very flamboyant at times. He constantly comes on to evin at school.

stop acting like callan aka gutman!

by callans got big gut October 1, 2019

Callan

Callan is the most best friend you can have. she’s always there for you now matter what. she makes you laugh until you pee your pants. she usually has green eyes and brown or blonde hair, she wins all the boys and the funniest girl all around.

callan made me laugh so much i peed

by egd.gbd October 15, 2019

Callum

Callum meaning a gay faggot who only thinks for himself and will never kiss a girl except his mother and will only ever be in his mams basement for his entire life
Everyday he wakes up thinking

“I’m such a sick amazing kid” but in reality no body likes him because he’s a faggot and a bastard

My ex is being such a callum

by Dunnnnnn October 19, 2019

Callum Anderson

He is VERY special and licks his spiders baby’s cousins nieces hair on a daily bassis he is also Very very small

Look out Callum Anderson is going to lick my hair run !

by Blamay October 23, 2019

Callum

Callum, someone who is very boring, has no personality or sense of humour not even talent and enjoys Arctic Monkeys.

M: Is that Callum, what a boring piece of sh*t.

by Hornby November 3, 2019