bat cave

The place where you hide your porn from your wife/girlfriend.

Q: Dude, where's your boobie mags?
A: In my Bat Cave.

by Sandmanwjcu887 March 24, 2004

carver

the biggest hick ever.

yea dood... carver's comin huntin with us

by poopinmypants July 15, 2008

Cleveland Cave-Dive

The act is when a male drops a steamy poo on the females anus and then begins to have butt sex with the poo being pushed and pounded into her butthole.

A Cleveland Cave-Dive originates from Cleveland, a city who for some reason enjoys pooping on eachother during intercourse.

I fucking Cleveland Cave-Dived that fuckin slut from Cleveland last night.

I was in Cleveland and witnessed some fucking sluts Cleveland Cave-Diving, that shits fucked up.

by jbend May 23, 2007

caniver

A really good looking girl. Some hot chicks.

Look at those canivers!
Those chicks are hot, they're canivers
Jessica Alba.

by bestineuropebro December 20, 2009

fat cave

A place where big girls hang out, eat Twinkies and throw charity car washes to buy more Twinkies.

Shooter left his keys to the fat cave in the Vega, so he had to ring the bell and Big Shirley let him in.

The girls were hard up for a sugar rush, they hopped in the Vega to hit a local Quickie Mart for some more Twinkies. Later they all sat around the fat cave whilst enjoying their cream filled pastries.

by mmiracle January 30, 2008

Albino Cave Dweller

(n): another word for the penis of a caucasian man.

"Woah man! Put the Albino Cave Dweller away!"

"Yo man, the albino cave dweller needs some lovin'."

"In the pants of a ban lerks a vial creature known as the albino cave dweller."

by P.Nis isLarge June 2, 2009

christmas turkey carver

The act of shitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers into her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot.

My friends enjoy doing the christmas turkey carver every thanksgiving.

by Akit February 29, 2004