Coultered

To knowingly make absurd, racist, hateful or inaccurate statements because you are paid handsomely to do so. See also sophist.

She not only Coultered all night, she actually resembles the Afghan-Hound-in-a-Dress.

by TheOtherDrG May 1, 2011

counter-gender domestic partner

Often when asked if you are in a relationship, by saying you have a "domestic partner", it doesn't define your sexual orientation. So, "counter-gender" domestic partner does, plus it can be used by men or women with the same result.

"John, this is my wife, Barbara".
Are you married?
No", I replied, but my (counter-gender domestic partner) will be joining us after dinner

by J Draze July 8, 2010

Counter

Something you put your girlfriend on so you can make out

That’s a nice counter.

Huh ?
Shall we put some use to it ?

by Pusheen666 September 18, 2020

Counter Facepalm

When someone's overruse of the facepalm meme actually makes you want to do it as a response.

"That facepalm meme is so overrused."
"That's why I use Counter Facepalm."

by MM132 October 25, 2012

Over-The-Counterculture

Noun refering to the mass of baby-boomers who, although not embracing the lifestyle of the previous counterculture (who took drugs in the 60's & 70's) suffer from symptoms that allow them to rationalize taking drugs in their 60's & 70's.

Daughter: "Hey, did you see how zonked Grandma was at the cookout? She was popping pain killers like M&Ms!"
Son-in-Law: "Yeah, she's a real card-carrying member of the Over-the-Counterculture - even though it's an AARP Discount Card!"

by Mark Gustavson June 18, 2008

Colter

Someone with a colt fetish .

That guy ovee there is a colter.

by mycatjustdied October 24, 2018

Counter-productive

1)When you are doing something productive or being productive near a counter or a counter-like surface.

Objects can also be counter productive, as in shelves or knife-holders.

2)When you are productive near something that has counting abilities or data-collecting abilities.

Contrary to popular belief, this does not have a negative connotation.

That organizer Ned bought from the store was very counter-productive!

Mary, you are so counter-productive in the kitchen with your excellent cooking!

The scientists are very counter-productive with that machine that records data by counting each trial!

by BearsHugMe June 15, 2011