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pepper my cookie

when a mate screws your wife or girlfriend,
he peppers your cookie
How dare that prick pepper my cookie!
by Petad May 10, 2009
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Checking the Cookies

Similar to the classic Dutch Oven, but rather ones ownself farts and peaks inside to get a whiff of their own medicine
“Oh man that was a good one (fart), I’m gonna check the cookies!”

“Dude, stop checking the cookies, your letting all your ass breath out of your blankets and it’s stinking up the room”
by Corbear123 May 27, 2018
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brookie cookie

you my brookie cookie :)
by brookie cookie hunn May 3, 2009
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rice cooker

asian car, such as a toyota, honda, nissan, hyundai, kia, or mitsubishi. commonly runs on soy sauce instead of gas
by whatsupimphil July 12, 2009
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cookie monster eyes

When a persons eyes are always pointing in different directions. Like the Cookie Monster!
The fat lady who works at the Kroger has cookie monster eyes.
by Jeremy Robinson December 27, 2007
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Who told you you could eat my cookies?

Another popular pharse by none other than Arnold Schwarzenegger. This is very often used in prank calls and can be heard in various soundboards.
Cookies?
Who told you you could eat MY cookies???!!
by Kyle Strangle May 8, 2006
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cooking the books

a frequent practice of lying and cheating in any record bookkeeping, in order to substancially increase your own personnal profit and earnings. OR knowingly providing incorrect information in a companies financial statements. This is, needless to say, illegal.
Johnny went to jail for cooking the books at his office.
by losrunner April 9, 2004
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