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Atomic cleavland steamer

You do an atomic bomb except you are above a woman. Then climb down off of whatever the hell you where on. Then proceed to flattening out the shit on her back with your ass. Just like in the cleavland steamer.
Me: Stand still, Im going to get the step-ladder
April: Why would we need that?
Me: Im going to give you an atomic cleavland steamer
April: OOOOOOOO sounds like fun!
by PlasmaNova June 19, 2008
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Clevland Brown

a woman with a good body but a bad face. (i.e. good uniform, bad helmet)
You see that chick? Total Clevland Brown!
by jbdmd October 17, 2010
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clevland jesus

The most degrading of sexual acts. One partner crucifies the other and then shits on his\her chest.
Jane nailed Dick to a cross and then shit all over his chest. CLEVLAND JESUS FTW!
by jr jesus February 17, 2008
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Cleavland Rubber Stamp

Def. 1 The act of shitting on a persons chest, then stomping on it with a rubber boot, most likely a rain boot.

Def. 2 A large piece of artwork in Cleavland, Ohio.
Tom: Hey, what did you and Jenny do last night?

Bob: Well, I wanted to do anal, but she gave me the "Cleavland Rubber Stamp" instead.
by ironic_lemon September 16, 2009
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Cleavland Steamer

To take a huge juicy, brown, stinky dump (poop, shit w.e you wanna call it) on a person (known or just a payed hooker) before or after sex.
"Jim gave sally a cleavland steamer and it was hot as hell"

"I'd give a woman a cleavland steamer"

"Catlyn dreams of cleavland steamers in Mrs. Ford's class"
by Sexy Poo Dude January 2, 2007
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CLEAVLAND STEAMER

This is when u take a dump on a chics chest, then make her run out in the cold and steam comes off her.
Tom: What happened with that chic Jenny from the office? She's going around saying you ain't shit.
Cleve: Damn shrimp fucked my stomach up. Told that bitch I didn't wanna fuck, but she just wouldn't stop. So when she topping me off, she screamed out, " u da shit." and i thought she said,"u can shit". Next thing you know, she was running outside throwin up from the stentch of the Cleavland Steamer I gave her.
by c.w.w September 6, 2006
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cleaveland soup

(V) The act of pooping on someone's chest while having diarrhea.
I was going to drop a cleaveland steamer on her, but since I had diarrhea she got some cleaveland soup instead.
by Gillywiz May 14, 2016
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