Classical Biscuit

1) A ridiculously good goal.

2) Anything in off the bar.

3) That volley by Tony Yeboah.

"He's a fat bastard but that was a classical biscuit"

by Toby Conglomorate June 14, 2008

Classical

A musical period that lasted from around 1730 to 1820. Leading composers included Mozart, Haydn, and Beethoven. It is characterised by complex melodies, large orchestral pieces, and many different forms of compositon like the sonata. Classical music often requires 'Active Listening' to feel the full effect of the music, as opposed to the 'Passive Listening' many are used to when listening to modern music. Classical music also rarely has a lyrical part, and can be written for any number of instruments, from one to over one hundred.

Beethoven's fifth is one of the most widely known Classical pieces, with the opening melody having been compared to 'Fate, knocking on the door.'

by Shibaderp September 3, 2013

Classicrockboi

A fat gay guy who likes having intercourse with gay men also loves watching gay porn as a hobby, Often jerks off to drag queens, overall Classicrockboi has great friends and is loyal to others

Classicrockboi: Oh yes this gay porn is hot
Kid: Ew, you're gross

by Jacobsaggy5tyas June 14, 2018

Classical Saxophone

The saxophone was invented much later than other traditional orchestral instruments which is why it's rarely used in a classical setting.

Dear God he's so attractive. But he plays the CLASSICAL SAXOPHONE.

There is only one classical saxophone gig and some guy in France already has it.

by jazzman1994 May 12, 2020

Wiggly classics

wiggly classics is a shitty wiggles tribute that act like their professional there just so fucking trash that i wanna die

wiggly classics used audio of greg dying and call is a mistake

by snakes# December 28, 2020

Classive Aggressive

Delicate/soft classical music played at a high volume.

While prepping for the wedding reception the DJ cranked Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata, and everyone was confused.

Waiter 1: What is he doing?

Waiter 2: What?

Waiter 1: The music! It seems pretty classive aggressive!

Waiter 2: WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU!

Watier 1: Nevermind...

by bozzmcman November 15, 2011

Crassic

An adjective used to express the way that something is usually so unrefined that you always expect it to be that way

Phil: "I eat all my meals with my bare hands!"
Bob: "Crassic Phil"

by ProbablyNotHuman December 23, 2012