A clown bastard child is a child who was possibly switched out at birth by entities unknown (clown bastard aliens)...possibly as a joke on the unsuspecting parents. Parents may leave the hospital with what they perceive to be the most sweetest child in the world...only to discover about 5 years later that the child's behavior is so atrocious it makes the parent proclaim that the child could not possibly be theirs because of how said child acts. The parents were fooled because the child resembles them but his actions later in life may prove otherwise. These children are often spawned...not born
broken down-
Clown- because it seems a joke was played on you.
Bastard- because this child surely CANNOT be yours!
Child- self-explanatory
broken down-
Clown- because it seems a joke was played on you.
Bastard- because this child surely CANNOT be yours!
Child- self-explanatory
by crookedletterI July 22, 2012
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Whatcom County Sheriffs Deputies called to a home by tenants complaining of theft. The thief disputes the claims telling deputies he's lived there for 8 years & the property is his.
Tenants indicate that they've lived there for 5 yrs & he's never lived or slept on the property, the contents being removed belongs to them.
The ASS CLOWNS Whatcom County Sheriff Deputies told tenants that the thief was allowed to have whatever he wanted in/out of house & if ASS CLOWNS returned for any reason tenants would be arrested.
Whatcom County Sheriff's Deputies arrived to speak with neighbors complaining of vagrants living in a shed in adjacent out of town owner's property. The ASS CLOWNS refused to investigate because complainant was not the owner.
Whatcom Sheriff Deputies arrive to complaints of unknown persons loading their property onto a truck. The ASS CLOWNS let the unknown party leave with the stuff because it was already loaded on the truck!
When officers arrived at the business the shop owner indicated that a man had come onto his property, siphoned gas and did something under the hood of the vehicle. The ASS CLOWNS said that they weren't going to do anything because the vehicle belonged to the neighbor. The vehicle owner demanded that the person responsible for the theft and vandalism be charged. The ASS CLOWNS apologized to the thief, wrote the ticket under duress! The ASS CLOWNS later influenced the Whatcom County District Attorney's Office to drop the case!
Tenants indicate that they've lived there for 5 yrs & he's never lived or slept on the property, the contents being removed belongs to them.
The ASS CLOWNS Whatcom County Sheriff Deputies told tenants that the thief was allowed to have whatever he wanted in/out of house & if ASS CLOWNS returned for any reason tenants would be arrested.
Whatcom County Sheriff's Deputies arrived to speak with neighbors complaining of vagrants living in a shed in adjacent out of town owner's property. The ASS CLOWNS refused to investigate because complainant was not the owner.
Whatcom Sheriff Deputies arrive to complaints of unknown persons loading their property onto a truck. The ASS CLOWNS let the unknown party leave with the stuff because it was already loaded on the truck!
When officers arrived at the business the shop owner indicated that a man had come onto his property, siphoned gas and did something under the hood of the vehicle. The ASS CLOWNS said that they weren't going to do anything because the vehicle belonged to the neighbor. The vehicle owner demanded that the person responsible for the theft and vandalism be charged. The ASS CLOWNS apologized to the thief, wrote the ticket under duress! The ASS CLOWNS later influenced the Whatcom County District Attorney's Office to drop the case!
by Whatcom Citizen August 29, 2011
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1. To go crazy, make a time worth while by being that crazy dude that doesn't give a dam about what anyone has to say.
2. To let loose.
3. To clown, act a fool.
2. To let loose.
3. To clown, act a fool.
Man i was clownin last night sooo much.
Dude that nigga was clownin when he went up to that chick and tried to get her to come with us.
It's time for some clownin!!!!
Dude that nigga was clownin when he went up to that chick and tried to get her to come with us.
It's time for some clownin!!!!
by j2, Clownin Bitches!!! December 21, 2008
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That ass clown made be laugh so hard I pooped my pants. Roy Nelson is a coach that made me a better fighter and person while Shane Carwin watched.
by UFC Fan - Dana White September 13, 2012
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The clown that nobody cares about.
Whenever you frown,
Remember in this clown – your happiness was found.
The clown that nobody cares about.
Whenever you frown,
Remember in this clown – your happiness was found.
In your eyes, I was just a clown.
Remember this clown whenever you fool around
What are this heart and soul all about?
In this clown, her happiness was never found.
Every teardrop was blood.
Story about this poem: Clown in this poem represents someone who does not care about looking ugly when wearing unique make-up/costume to make others happy while neglecting the happiness of her own. Sad clown "is the ones who spend their days making people laugh and bring happiness are often the ones who go home and feel sadness."
«“I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.”, said Robin Williams. In making others laugh, they find their solace.»
The clown in this poem is one of the Sad Clown Paradox examples. "Remember in this clown – your happiness was found.": The blissful feelings, the imagination, the loving and caring feelings were found from the clown. However, the person used that imagination that he found from the clown and applied to someone else "whenever you fool around". In the end of the day, the clown goes home and asks herself "What are this heart and soul all about?" That is when she realizes, deep inside, "her happiness was never found."
It is a cycle of the Sad Clown Paradox that nobody is willing to stop the invisible abuse in the society. The cycle of give–and–take and
Imbalance.
In every single aspect of our lives.
Remember this clown whenever you fool around
What are this heart and soul all about?
In this clown, her happiness was never found.
Every teardrop was blood.
Story about this poem: Clown in this poem represents someone who does not care about looking ugly when wearing unique make-up/costume to make others happy while neglecting the happiness of her own. Sad clown "is the ones who spend their days making people laugh and bring happiness are often the ones who go home and feel sadness."
«“I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.”, said Robin Williams. In making others laugh, they find their solace.»
The clown in this poem is one of the Sad Clown Paradox examples. "Remember in this clown – your happiness was found.": The blissful feelings, the imagination, the loving and caring feelings were found from the clown. However, the person used that imagination that he found from the clown and applied to someone else "whenever you fool around". In the end of the day, the clown goes home and asks herself "What are this heart and soul all about?" That is when she realizes, deep inside, "her happiness was never found."
It is a cycle of the Sad Clown Paradox that nobody is willing to stop the invisible abuse in the society. The cycle of give–and–take and
Imbalance.
In every single aspect of our lives.
by JVeverMind August 8, 2022
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Fifty-five, sixty-five bodies at least
I hang with the stiffs till the break of dawn
I'm always finding bodies when I'm mowing the lawn
Drag em in the house, throw em in the oven
Wicked clown lovin that dead body gloven
Tastes like chicken finger lickin deep fried
I ate a dead body, but don't tell, I lied
I just ate my first dead body last week
Fifty-five, sixty-five bodies at least
I hang with the stiffs till the break of dawn
I'm always finding bodies when I'm mowing the lawn
Drag em in the house, throw em in the oven
Wicked clown lovin that dead body gloven
Tastes like chicken finger lickin deep fried
I ate a dead body, but don't tell, I lied
I just ate my first dead body last week
by Jaqub January 9, 2008
Get the Insane Clown Posse mug.Putting on a round, brass, clown nose, then sticking it up a person's ass while licking their taint.
A Reverse Brass Clown is sticking the nose in a woman's cooter while licking her ass.
Basically, it's sticking and licking.
The term was invented by J.A. Konrath in his book Cherry Bomb. Any other brass clown definitions are false, and were stolen from Konrath.
A Reverse Brass Clown is sticking the nose in a woman's cooter while licking her ass.
Basically, it's sticking and licking.
The term was invented by J.A. Konrath in his book Cherry Bomb. Any other brass clown definitions are false, and were stolen from Konrath.
I put on my metal nose and gave that guy the best brass clown he ever had.
Or
She was so into the brass clown, I lost the nose inside her and had to fish it out with a magnet.
Or
She was so into the brass clown, I lost the nose inside her and had to fish it out with a magnet.
by mcglade August 26, 2010
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