jonas brothers

A boy band that only teeny boppers like, and most likely because of their looks. They target the young audiences of age 8-14. They are overrated, just like Zac Efron.
Teeny bopper: *SQUEALS* AAAAAH JOE is SOOOO HAWT! <33333

Dude: The Jonas brothers are ugly monkeys who can't sing.
by Stealth! February 25, 2008
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jonas brothers

stupid ugly boy band that everyone likes even though they are involved with miley cyrus and can't sing = it's true beeotch!!
"buring up BURNIING UPP" OWW MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jonas brothers!! Ughh!
by MandaKaye=] August 25, 2008
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Butt Brother

The connection two men gain after they share a common toilet seat. Similar to Blood brothers, but hopefully, no blood is involved.
After Jason took a dump in our shared bathroom at work we became "Butt Brothers."
by foureyedg November 16, 2009
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Nut Brother

Brothers who have the same father, but different mothers. Can also be used loosely even if people are genetically unrelated, similar to "brother from another mother" but without sounding like a moron.
What's up my brother from another mother?

Dude you're white and from Mission Viejo, CA. You sound like a moron. Call me your Nut Brother instead.
by Bee-rant September 17, 2010
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godzilla's brother

a huge shit, one that has his head in the water before he cuts off. a rare spectacle.

used only as a similie.
"what the hell? you took 45 goddamn minutes?!?!"

"yeah man, it was like godzilla's brother or something... it hurt like hell!"
by ducky3010 August 02, 2006
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Brother-in-theory

A would-be brother-in-law who is in a commited relationship with your sister but isn't legally married to her.

These relatives are awkward to introduce because they're not necessarily your friends, but technically not your relatives either. You don't want to insult him by going into detail about his relationship with your sister in public, but if you call him your brother-in-law, awkwardness might arise when people glance at the non-existent wedding ring.

This also applies to would-be parents and sisters-in-law.
Jack: Hey Ted, why don't you invite your brother-in-theory onto our softball team?

Ted: Are you kidding? Then my father-in-theory's gonna want to join too. There's a reason I didn't marry into that crazy family, ya know.
by Gossip Who? September 13, 2009
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Brother Moment

Brother Moment is like a Bruh Moment with extra cringe. Especially when it has to do with an iphone user who is really cringe.
Why did you get offended? I'm staying a fact. Brother moment.
by Vl4dm1 Putin March 01, 2021
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