straw britney

its actually strawberry, but autocorrecting fuckin ur shit up

Ocean: wait guys im eating straw britneys
Ocean: HOLY SHIT I MEANT strawberries

by meme4567e36 October 27, 2017

(A) Britney

A Britney is a group of spears.

(A) Britney
Person 1: Hey, can I buy a spear?
Person 2: If you get a Britney this week you save $50.
Person 1: I'll do that then, I could do with more than one anyway.

by 125ark August 16, 2020

Mama Britney

The fairy god mother of Pj

Pj was in his room and saw this random stranger. He said, "Who are you?"
The Stranger responded with, "I'm Mama Britney and I'm here to help you!"

by Wash_withsoap August 28, 2021

Bagging brittney

Ceo entrepreneur boss brittney investor actress / model fashion designer 2023.

Her dream one day would be bagging brittney and be rich.

by River bend bender July 27, 2023

The Brittney

A choochie that has passed a rigorous
69 point diagnostic inspection & has been
deemed 100% Prime Yummyliciousness

Pluto: So.. what did you think about her?
James: Bruh.. she had The Brittney
Pluto: ?!?!?!?
James: You know.. that choochie was
the absolute yummiest thing ever 🤤

by StudMuffin33 July 23, 2024

Reverse Britney

When a guy goes through a mental breakdown and/or breakup and, instead of shaving his head like 2007 Britney, he grows his hair out — usually resulting in a patchy beard or a wispy, unsettling moustache that screams “I’m fine” but clearly isn’t.

“Ever since Jenna left, Kyle’s been rocking that creepy little moustache and talking about moving to a cabin alone. Total reverse Britney.”

by That biker dooooode October 26, 2025

pair of britney

funny way to order two beer

let's get a pair of britneys

by junkbo June 10, 2011