Magic Breakfast 

A combo move in the bedroom that includes performing the houdini and then finishing off with a jelly donut

She kept complaining that I never cook so during our saturday morning bang i faked my load then blasted her face and punched her in the nose; "enjoy your Magic Breakfast babe".

Magic Breakfast by theProfessorK October 7, 2011

Computer Breakfast 

When one substitutes the first and most important meal of the day to use their computer instead.

I was going to go make myself some bacon and eggs, but I ended up having a computer breakfast instead.

Computer Breakfast by Originalnilson December 12, 2012

taint breakfast 

noun;
The act of violently forcing another persons face into their own taint/twat. Either pushing down forwards or bending backwards (scorpion)

Sean was acting like a real douchenozzel, so I gave him a hot taint breakfast.

taint breakfast by TheRealMasterBlaster December 11, 2013

Woonsocket Breakfast 

The thick smell of burning shit in the air such as around the Municipal Incinerator in Woonsocket, Rhode Island.

Got a taste of that Woonsocket Breakfast when I stepped outside this morning, and I threw up immediately.

Woonsocket Breakfast by Toxin88 July 22, 2016

Oakland Breakfast 

The act of eating out a pussy while simultaneously sucking a dick.

"Dude, I just gave Sally and Harry an Oakland Breakfast."
"Nice! How did it feel to have two people in your mouth at the same time?"

Oakland Breakfast by You Had 1 Job October 27, 2016

Leopards Breakfast

When a guy goes down on a girl when she's on her period and comes up looking like a leopard who's just feasted.

Dude, last night was great he ate me out and came up looking like a Leopards Breakfast

Leopards Breakfast by Tillyhoward May 5, 2018

Labia Breakfast 

When a female wakes her partner by silently lowering her privates down onto the sleeping persons face. They awaken to a face full of lady parts for a pleasant surprise.

Oh my, i woke Henry up with a Labia Breakfast the other day, he was so surprised that he didn't know what to do. He said he loved it.

Labia Breakfast by nico-p March 9, 2018