by crossfire_1 December 2, 2013

The scratchy, super low quality grey wool blankets that are passed out to the homeless at shelters and food banks. Some of them look like they've been puked on because of these random colored threads woven throughout the blanket. These ones can also be called barf blankets.
My homie Les, who just recently got housing, used bum blankets as decoration on the walls of his new tiny home. Others who are less fortunate than my homie Les have been known to repurpose bum blankets as a urinal or toilet when appropriate.
by Seatthell November 24, 2024

by Dukboii123(dickrider) September 30, 2023

The unfortunate act of accidentally allowing your freshly-painted fingernails to come into contact with a blanket, thereby leaving a rough, uneven texture on the surface of the nailpolish.
"Crap! I just blanketed my nails!! Now I've got to take ALL the polish off and start over... fml."
"I hate blanketing my nails! Such a waste of time!"
"I hate blanketing my nails! Such a waste of time!"
by P. Aris March 11, 2012

Girlfriend: "Whats that under the blanket?"
Boyfriend: "Um... just a blanket lump."
Girlfriend: "Ok then..."
Boyfriend: "Um... just a blanket lump."
Girlfriend: "Ok then..."
by QuestionablyLumpy January 29, 2016

by Jay the Blockhead October 9, 2014

by Grizzled67 February 29, 2024
