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dicks in blankets

Like pigs but with dicks. Very popular party food. At certain parties.
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by crossfire_1 December 2, 2013
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bum blanket

The scratchy, super low quality grey wool blankets that are passed out to the homeless at shelters and food banks. Some of them look like they've been puked on because of these random colored threads woven throughout the blanket. These ones can also be called barf blankets.
My homie Les, who just recently got housing, used bum blankets as decoration on the walls of his new tiny home. Others who are less fortunate than my homie Les have been known to repurpose bum blankets as a urinal or toilet when appropriate.
by Seatthell November 24, 2024
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not anymore there’s a blanket

Friend 1: “The sun is a deadly laser
Friend 2: “Not anymore there’s a blanket!”
by Dukboii123(dickrider) September 30, 2023
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blanketing

The unfortunate act of accidentally allowing your freshly-painted fingernails to come into contact with a blanket, thereby leaving a rough, uneven texture on the surface of the nailpolish.
"Crap! I just blanketed my nails!! Now I've got to take ALL the polish off and start over... fml."

"I hate blanketing my nails! Such a waste of time!"
by P. Aris March 11, 2012
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blanket lump

Girlfriend: "Whats that under the blanket?"

Boyfriend: "Um... just a blanket lump."

Girlfriend: "Ok then..."
by QuestionablyLumpy January 29, 2016
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Cold blanket

Verb, another term for sex.
"Hey babe, wanna get with me for some cold blanket tonight?"
by Jay the Blockhead October 9, 2014
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touching the blanket

When you accidentally run against some one’s pubes
“I got really close to that guy, I think I was touching the blanket
by Grizzled67 February 29, 2024
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