Black Weaver

When a man defecates all over his partners face during sex, then immediately ejaculates after. He spreads the semen he has produced and draws weaving circular patterns with his penis.

I just gave her a black weaver.

I am the master of black weaving.

by schkillz July 21, 2010

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Black Horde

The groups of rabid doorbusters that lay waste to shopping malls on Black Friday.

The mall was in shambles after Friday's raid. The Black Horde always has its way. Always.

by kussese August 4, 2010

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kangaroo black

when a black man gets caught having sex wit a white girl and he jumps out dat window

Jamel got caught fuckin' Tiffany and jumped out a two story window. That nigga be kangaroo black.

by Boblikescats123456789 October 31, 2014

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luke black

An amazing singer who sung a song in eurovision for serbia "Samo mi se spava", he has a pet lobster and has a FANTASTIC voice

Luke Black was robbed from in the eurovisions

Luke Black is the best singer in the whole world

by Lukeblackslobster July 31, 2023

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Day self-delusional black salespeople tell their coworkers and customers, "This is my LAST Black Friday because my (record deal/8 figure job offer/starring movie role) just came through..."

Their black asses have said the same shit the last eight years and will say the same shit next year.

" Dis be my LAST Black Friday bro... dis time next year Imma be winnin' MTV Music Awards an' shit"

by Swoleness November 25, 2022

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The Black Chocobos

1.) A Chocobo is a useful Final Fantasy character that closely resembles an ostrich, but has unique powers to aid in travel over the in-game world. The Black Chocobo is one of the rarest types of Chocobo and has the abilities of all other Chocobos combined.

2.) A fantasy football team name run by Bill Waxman. The Black Chocobos are winners of multiple fantasy Championships and can be found in leagues across the web, such as Yahoo!.com, ESPN.com football.billwaxman.com and theasfl.com/asfl2 (The All Sports Fantasy League).

Owner 1: Look who has to play The Black Chocobos now!
Owner 2: Oh yeah, the Pastafarians are going down!!

by captainbill47 September 13, 2009

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