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Black Friday

The day after Thanksgiving when all of the BHart family and friends are extremely hungover due to the massive quantity of wine, beer and liquor consumed. Also the amount of sleep deprivation acquired from staying up until 8 in the morning really doesn't help.
Sean - "Jesus Christ,... What the hell happened to Adam"
Dan - "He was at BHartmanor for Thanksgiving last night"
Sean - "Oh snap, I forgot it's Black Friday"
by BHartron November 28, 2014
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Black Weaver

When a man defecates all over his partners face during sex, then immediately ejaculates after. He spreads the semen he has produced and draws weaving circular patterns with his penis.
I just gave her a black weaver.

I am the master of black weaving.
by schkillz July 21, 2010
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Black Horde

The groups of rabid doorbusters that lay waste to shopping malls on Black Friday.
The mall was in shambles after Friday's raid. The Black Horde always has its way. Always.
by kussese August 4, 2010
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Black Friday

Day self-delusional black salespeople tell their coworkers and customers, "This is my LAST Black Friday because my (record deal/8 figure job offer/starring movie role) just came through..."

Their black asses have said the same shit the last eight years and will say the same shit next year.
" Dis be my LAST Black Friday bro... dis time next year Imma be winnin' MTV Music Awards an' shit"
by Swoleness November 25, 2022
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Black Obsidian

A code name for a female named after a crystal
Friend: “Did how did your date with black obsidian go.”
Friend 2: “Good!”
by Brickroadhouse November 23, 2022
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Black Lazer

Yo wassup guys its Black lazer welcome back to another video.
by Mincraf lets play March 10, 2022
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Chef Black

The best rapper to ever exist on planet Earf
Guy 1: What are you listening to?
Guy 2: That chef black fool CRTK GANG IN DIS MF
by Wavegangtrilla October 8, 2018
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