I Stuck A Whole Bag Of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

Pretty self explanatory, I mean what do you want from me?!

Beans

Take on me. Take me onnnnnn

I stuck a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by Nibbahhhhh1 July 2, 2019

The Bears

Bears are powerful members of an online community or forum, and are usually very knowledgeable on certain subjects. They can often get annoyed at people new to their forum, because they don't have the same level of respect or know-how.

The term 'Bears' comes from the popular welcome to new members of an internet community, 'Don't feed the bears'. A bear attack is when a Bear decides to flame a less important member for little or no reason.

Poetic-Justice: Omg help i can't partition my drives...!
t0nedef: NO! GO HOME! We don't want you here, and you're a stupid fuck. Get a life, and leave me alone. RaWR!
CaptainStumpy: Yeargh! It's one of The Bears! Run for your lives!

by FirmWare September 28, 2008

gummy bears

A mouth full of gums usaully brought on by tooth decay as a result of the habitual smoking of meth. Girls with gummy bears tend to give the highest quality of head.

I love that meth look. Im all about gummy bears and exposed ribs.

by Roverticus August 15, 2010

The Red Jelly Beans

what my psychiatrist made me promise to stop eating

Ill let u figure out what they are

by PlayDohMan March 2, 2005

Cool Beans

The most amazing beans on planet Estupido. Once eayen, they bestow the eater with random super powers, which include but are not limited to flaming farts, sonicboom burps, dragon breath, and a smelly smokescreen. Some side effects may include: bloating, upset stomach, explosive diahrea, implosive diahrea, or may cause gas to build up inside of your stomach that will eventually leed to you exploding like antimatter..... Bon Appetite

Rndm Guy: I just had some cool beans. everyone that heard that ran as far away from that guy as physically possible.

by Xero _ Manifest October 26, 2010

cool beans

A sweet ass song from the new movie "Hot Rod", also meaning cool, nice, awesome, etc.

Andy Samberg: "Cool beans?" Jorma Taccone "Cool beans."

by Greg Roberts August 12, 2007

Chicago Bears

The shittiest team in the NFL, whose 2010-11 season was ended (no shit right?) by the Chicago Bears on January 22, 2011.

The Chicago Bears are hopeless.

by Mike Dickta January 23, 2011