Balloon

A penis

Once i looked at her, My balloon started to blow up.

by Mr. Jesus, the fish July 14, 2010

balloon

(v) The act of pulling one's penis out of a girl's rectum while she is unconscious, thus causing her rectum to be extracted, inside-out, from her body, through her anus. This is a common college party prank.

Dude, let's balloon her. You wack on the back of the head, and I'll pull out.

Alfred Lord Hymenson once said: "'Tis better to have ballooned and laughed than never to have ballooned a gal."

by achroom April 18, 2006

awkward balloon

A gag used to break an awkward silence . This is performed as a mime. To make use of the awkward ballon, you must make a fist with your hand and pretend to blow into it. You must then pretend to pop the balloon, whilst making a popping sound with your mouth.

James: hey you know, when my gran dies, i'll be rich
Dave: My nan's dead. Thanks for bringing that up
*AWKWARD SILENCE*
(James performs awkward balloon)
James: Did you do the homework last night?

by joose man October 21, 2010

Balloon Not

Anus. Origin of the term Balloon Knot came from Opie & Anthony. A Radio show in NYC. They used the term as a code word for the Anus so they can say it on the radio. BaLLooN NoT is a Devoted Listener to the show and a true Mets Fan.

BaLLooN NoT is a HUGE Mets Fan!

by Kevin McCafferty November 15, 2003

balloon knot

1. the lower or posterior opening of the alimentary canal (asshole)

While performing 69 action, my nose brushed against her balloon knot.

by DNUTZ October 29, 2004

naughty baboon

the man dick slaps the womans ass until her ass turns a reddish hue, then the woman proceeds by trying her aim at throwing shit towards the mans belongings.

"hey, did you spill some chocolate?". "no, me and this one girl did a naughty baboon and she got shit all over my car keys."

by GBTAN October 19, 2008

bafoon

Clown

by debra November 2, 2003