Why would you search this up?
what there to say? is a balloon dog, ya know a balloon in a shape of a dog? "a poodle" or were you expecting to go in depths of Jeff koons art? fancy glass thing in a shape of a "balloon dog"?
Like tf you want?
what there to say? is a balloon dog, ya know a balloon in a shape of a dog? "a poodle" or were you expecting to go in depths of Jeff koons art? fancy glass thing in a shape of a "balloon dog"?
Like tf you want?
by Zalo_r November 3, 2025
Get the balloon dogmug. When you receive a scholarship to learn to pilot hot air balloons in Seattle spend money on travel and lodging and find yourself driving the van watching balloons fly away. Left on the ground but there goes the balloon in the sky! Similar in meaning to pie in the sky! Buyer beware!
by Tron, I fight for the users! June 2, 2021
Get the Balloon in the skymug. a boy starts attaching helium balloons to his lawn chair in his backyard
his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?
Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers. If possible, I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.
mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil. now I want you to do your chemistry, and I mean not your chemistry homework (sigh). now get inside before I fly off the handle at you for not obeying my authority
his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?
Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers. If possible, I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.
mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil. now I want you to do your chemistry, and I mean not your chemistry homework (sigh). now get inside before I fly off the handle at you for not obeying my authority
by Sexydimma December 22, 2012
Get the attach balloons tomug. by dolan_s_ on insta September 17, 2017
Get the water balloon thing guymug. What you have to bribe women on Tinder with to try to get them to look past your awful profile and message you.
I have a big sick. Let’s fuck. 100% gentleman.
If you message me first I’ll give you a giraffe balloon.
If you message me first I’ll give you a giraffe balloon.
by nicola December 20, 2021
Get the Giraffe balloonmug. Hey, man did you hear about the Hot Slurp Balloon?
No, I did not what is it
It's when you piss in a condom, tie it off, and use it as a dildo
I fucked my girl with that hot slurp balloon last night, then she drank it
No, I did not what is it
It's when you piss in a condom, tie it off, and use it as a dildo
I fucked my girl with that hot slurp balloon last night, then she drank it
by NerdFucker69 February 18, 2023
Get the Hot Slurp Balloonmug. by balloonlover January 31, 2023
Get the balloonmug.