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Balloon Thing

The act of performing Oral Sex on your partner and blowing air into their orifice (usually through the Vagina) using your mouth. The end typically results in a Queef or Fart.
Alternatively (though not recommended), the Balloon Thing may be done on the Anus.
Kirk: "Hey Kiro, I ever tell you about that time I did the Balloon Thing on my gf?"
Kiro: "Woah!"
by Kiro Khajiit January 31, 2024
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Hot Air Balloon

When person one takes a bong hit up their ass then person two goes ass to mouth to take the hit while person one farts it out.
Did you see James take that hot air balloon? Yea, he was so wasted and smelled like ass
by DudeThatsSoWrong April 22, 2023
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Balloon Buster

Someone who cums inside of a balloon so many times that eventually with enough loads, the balloon pops and spills the concoction of fluids all over the ground making a mess.
I was doing my yearly cum collection and there was a Balloon Buster!
by Rionox April 24, 2023
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Ballooning

Blowing air into a "bafoon" (female sex organ) in order to make it queef.
Lukas: "Yeah bro, my girlfriend and I just tried ballooning last night and it was so hot!"
Jonathan: "nice."
by mommyballoon22 December 6, 2023
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Dirty Water Balloon

Adj. When an uncircumcised male pinches off their foreskin forming a seal wile reaching climax and fills the rest with urine until it bursts from the pressure.
little did Billy know giving her a dirty water balloon would ruin date night..
by GanjaGoblin December 18, 2022
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Czech Water Balloon

A Czech waterballoon is when someone puts MDMA or MDA in the tip of a condom that has had a hole poked in the tip & then place's the condom on an errect penis before initiating sex, the fluids from intercourse then mix with the mdma and slowly squirt out with the bonus being when the man ejaculates it mixes and then absorbs and squirts out into the partner getting both parties high.
Bro I gave that chick a Czech water balloon last night and had her squirming.
by GeminaTor January 4, 2023
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Ballooned

by caydublu December 1, 2018
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