Sneak Badger

Somebody who is very lucky, somehow managing to achieve what they wanted even though they looked like they were going to fuck up for sure.

Playing Tiger Woods.
(James) "Looks like im going to hit the green"
(Darren) "How the fuck did you manage that, you didn't even hit the ball straight you fucking sneak badger"

by Darren Miller November 5, 2007

100% Banger

An amazing band usually fronted by a highly fuckable woman.

Crystal Castles are 100% Banger

by William J. Rimbaud January 10, 2009

wang-banger

a wanna be gangster, who is typically white, and very much not a gangster; usually a homosexual.

when your walking down the street, minding your own business, and some white people drive by pretending to be gangsters yelling gang terms at you, you yell back and call them "WANG-BANGERS!!!"

by GDX Inc. July 6, 2010

tit badger

The bit of lint between one's breast from the fabric of your bra/training bra/stuffed kleenexs/or just plain white shirt.

Judie was changing for gym class and Monica said, "Hey, you have tit badger there, you old horny slut!"

by lightningx37 April 17, 2010

Summon Bigger Fish

Originating from the webcomic "Darths & Droids", it describes an all-purpose spell in a role playing game, often used by a character in even the most ridiculous scenarios and situations.

Darths & Droids, Episode 33:
"I cast a spell to summon a bigger fish!" - "Like what?" - "Summon Bigger Fish!"

In a medieval RPG:
"You encounter a lonely deer, idly grazing away."
"I cast Fireball!"
"Oh no - why don't you just Summon Bigger Fish?!"

by ceejay33 January 11, 2012

Jumped the honey badger

1. When a meme is so overused so quickly that it goes from amusing to suck in less than ten seconds, internet time. 2. Some sort of unfortunate sex act.

"Have you seen that video of that kid-"

"That jumped the honey badger five days ago, dude."

by Golden Eagle Public Relations October 8, 2011

chubby badger

Chant it 14 times on a virginal summer night and a magical shoe gnome will grant you your true love. Jellybeans.

I have no idea what the hell I'm talking about.

by Meave Haters United April 29, 2005