backseat gelato

Backseat Gelato is when you're tapping someone from behind, and you glaze them with a nice soft-serve dollop between their cheeks as you finish. Ideally preceded by "I hope you're hungry... ".

"Heard you were up camping by the lake with your girl this weekend. Did she finally let you tap that?"

"Hell yeah, we were at it half the night edgin' and when I finally blew I gave her a helping of backseat gelato!"

by Saeryf January 19, 2022

backstabber

Someone that would befriend your worst enemy just to get their face on a stupid fucking billboard, then try to come back claiming to be your ally.

The backstabber wasn't quite the ally or friend that she said she was, if ever you did think she was a friend of yours.

by The Original Agahnim February 2, 2022

Backseat barnstorming

Having sex in the back seat of a car

"Man, the couple across from me in the parking lot is doing some backseat barnstorming"

by Geoff the Jeff February 8, 2022

Backshitter

Someone who shits all over the back of the toilet because their asshole is In the center of their back.

Also if your name is Billy

Billy the backshitter shat all over the back of the toilet again in the shop

by Amishbeard February 17, 2022

Backseat freestyle

A, Very strange song by Kendrick Lamar

Backseat freestyle

by KanyeEast88 February 22, 2022

Backseat freestyle

A very strange song by Kendrick Lamar in his album “good kid,m.a.a.d city” that was the third song of the album

Backseat freestyle

by KanyeEast88 February 22, 2022

backsketball

Basketball. Or how ignorant blacks say it Backsketball

Yo yo yo. Let's go to the school and play us some backsketball.

Me and the other shines, moon crickets, poach monkeys, moolies, niglets, coon, and niggers gonna go plays us sum backsketball

by Ihateahines March 18, 2022