When you go down to Brazil, meet a girl under a false name, then have sex with her on the beach, and right as you're about to unload you pull off your condom, plant your seed, throw sand in her eyes and run away. This will assure that she'll remember you forever.
Jenny - "Are you married?"
Tom - "Yes, but don't worry....it was a Brazilian marriage so she'll never find me.?
Tom - "Yes, but don't worry....it was a Brazilian marriage so she'll never find me.?
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when a man mixes semen and ice in a blender then pours it over his own body. then a naked woman licks it off in the midst of having sexual intercourse.
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She’s such a brailee!
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