Blackground Check

The act of checking your surroundings for any black people prior to making a potentially insulting racist joke and getting beaten. Usually the joker will state they are making the check out loud, much to the hilarity of those familiar with the term.

Johnny: So this black guy walks into a bar... Wait, gotta do a blackground check....

Tim: Oh, that. LOL.

Johnny: Nope, no can do, there's one over there.

by Artien_04 August 10, 2009

Blackjacking

Masturbating when in a state of black out drunkeness.

I must have been blackjacking last night because i woke up with my dick in my hand.

by Stank Twatwell December 12, 2009

Blackumulation

When a large amount of black people suddenly seem to have appeared in one certain area without notice.

Bro, we better leave. There's been a lot of blackumulation.

by noi'mnotracist January 23, 2010

Blackulty

school personnel or faculty members of african or west indian descent; especially rare in the WASPy new england prep school setting

'YO man, did you hear they might hire that black physics teacher?'

'Seriously? It's about time this school got some blackulty.'

by $$$MONEY March 20, 2010

Blackrobatics

a. the innate ability of colored people to perform exemplary kinesthetic feats

b. The act of running, jumping over obstacles and evading pursuers with ease

c. the illusory correlation or attribution of color as an explanation of athletic ability

My best friend of color totally cleared that fence using blackrobatics.

by MLLmll September 25, 2010

Black Supremacy

A progressive beyonder ideology that believes that black people are either inherently superior or that black people should have more rights than other races. Common black supremacist beliefs are that all white people are racist and that black people cannot be racist against other races. Black supremacists often use a reverse KKK pyramid where lighter skin tones are at the bottom. The earliest known black supremacist was a Jamaican preacher named Leonard Howell in 1935. Howell preached it as a response to white supremacy and the government's failure to protect black people.

Martin Luther King Jr. said "A doctrine of black supremacy is as dangerous as a doctrine of white supremacy. God is not interested in the freedom of black men or brown men or yellow men. God is interested in the freedom of the whole human race, the creation of a society where every man will respect the dignity and worth of personality."

by Shugunou February 28, 2023

go black on

to become angry and verbally or physically attack, often in a wild or crazy manner

Yo son if you don't back off I'm a go black on yo ass.

by GreaTeacheRopke March 5, 2008