Texas Picnic Basket

Defecating into a Whataburger fast food wrapper and leaving it on top of a trash can at a Texas roadside rest area

While on a road trip through Texas I stopped to use the bathroom at a rest stop, but they were out of order so I had to leave a Texas picnic basket

by smash_trucker November 10, 2017

Basket Sex

When a mommy basket and a daddy basket love each other very much, they'll participate in basket sex. Also, there is a fanclub for Basket Sex and it is the greatest thing ever !!!!!exclamationpooint!!!11!

I love basket sex!!!!!!

by woolybearenjoyer July 18, 2022

basket slut

A person who sleeps around but feels like a basket case because of it.

Person A: Did you hear about Cindy and the basketball team? She's been bothered by it ever since.

Person 2- Cindy is such a basket slut.

by Nolliekins December 15, 2015

Filipino Wine Basket

A sexual act performed by two small prostitutes (typically Thai or Filipino). One gets on top of the man and hugs her knees while the other spins her around.

Where's my mom?
Spinning like a dreidel and doing a Filipino Wine Basket on me.

by scheisskopf February 14, 2012

whacko basket

Mental institution

Bob's wife had a nervous breakdown and he had to put her in the whacko basket.

by thespacepope January 20, 2015

That's Going Straight In My Basket

An Act to pick up something that is necessary, using a funny term in the process

John: Oh look, some Carling! "That's Going Straight In My Basket!"

by twotowers202020 April 28, 2023

skin a basket

(basketball) to successfully throw a ball to a basket

Basically, everyone gets a chance to skin a basket from a certain spot or in a certain way

by Antuann April 30, 2022