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banana starfish

Insert banana into selected partner’s anus, peel banana to resemble starfish. Eat the banana out of anus only using mouth. Then ram the banana peel into partner’s rectum using penis. Therefore creating a chocolate banana starfish.

Side note: high levels of potassium in banana will reduce chances of cramping during prolonged sexual session.
Hey Jennifer! You know what really helps with heavy menistral cramping? A banana starfish!
by Professor potassium October 6, 2017
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Banana Suicide

A suicide where your friend or acquaintance assists to kill you by destroying your insides, usually through anal, with his enlarged penis or thunder cock. In most cases, the victim becomes dehydrated and fatigued, then dies after he/she passes out.
Did you hear that Max died from a Banana Suicide?
Yeah, sorry to hear.
Banana Suicides are a hard way to go.
by icats rof April 22, 2018
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BANANA

If you come across a BANANA eat it right away or else the BANANA will eat you

IF GORILLA come to house give BANANA or you die
DUDE 1: Sup i'm a BANANA

DUDE 2: CAN YOU CLEAN MY CLOTH
by huge BIG BRAIBN February 18, 2020
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Sugar Banana

"My sugar banana itched all day."
by Celer0n December 17, 2008
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banana polish

Any kind of hand lotion like Jergen's or Intensive Care that teenage boys use to jackoff.
Mom, if you're going to the store, Brad needs some more banana polish!
by zekebones October 27, 2014
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banana boobs

Boobs that sag at the top making a woman look like she has a pair of bananas sticking out of her bra.
That woman had the pointiest banana boobs ever!
by Deering September 11, 2006
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Banana Pants

a random response to a perplexing inquiry, intending to confuse to the point of changing the subject. Given if the answer is not known or undesired.
A: did you know shelly was preggers?
B: Banana Pants
A: What??
B: OMG have you tried the pizookie?!
by unsped May 30, 2006
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