attach balloons to

(verb) to turn an legal, but still frowned upon by society, behavior into a trend or fad.

a boy starts attaching helium balloons to his lawn chair in his backyard

his mother comes into the backyard and starts shrieking at him: Adam, what the beep are you doing?

Adam: can i finish what I'm doing without being bloody disturbed? I am trying to attach balloons to amateur flying machine building among modern idiotagers, what in previous generations was called teenagers. If possible, I want modern teenagers to be like Inspector Gadget and maybe, lol, fly away from their computer illiterate.

mother: stop living underwater you stupid devil.

by Sexydimma January 15, 2013

balloon cider

redneck hard cider made from putting yeast, sugar, and juice inside a jug with a balloon on top and letting it ferment

“hey did you try billybob’s new batch of balloon cider” “oh hell yeah jimmy it sure was tasty”

by Everyyone May 4, 2018

Hot Air Balloon

When a person is farts in another’s mouth while having their ass eaten out.

“Jasmine filled me a my mouth up with a hot air balloon last night”

by Bismallah January 20, 2023

Balloon

Verb describing what one does on social media to get attention for performing otherwise mundane tasks.

Look at this gal drinking all that milk and begging for follows and likes; I’ve never seen someone balloon so hard before.

by Your_Spell_Checker November 23, 2022

Balloon Knot

An act in which a guy will tie his foreskin into a knot, and began to pee, simulating the inflation of a balloon.

"Mike was in a good bit of pain since he tied his balloon knot to tight.

by Cracked out coconut July 31, 2022

Czech Water Balloon

A Czech waterballoon is when someone puts MDMA or MDA in the tip of a condom that has had a hole poked in the tip & then place's the condom on an errect penis before initiating sex, the fluids from intercourse then mix with the mdma and slowly squirt out with the bonus being when the man ejaculates it mixes and then absorbs and squirts out into the partner getting both parties high.

Bro I gave that chick a Czech water balloon last night and had her squirming.

by GeminaTor January 4, 2023

hot air balloon

The action of expelling ones flatulence into a vaginal orifice

Bro i totally gave britney a hot air balloon last night

by warspark February 24, 2015