Baby Navy

Male Ejaculate. Linking the reproductive purpose of ejaculate with the seamen/semen connotations of the word Navy.
Hey hon, should I wear a condom tonight or let my Baby Navy pass through the Strait of Vagaltar?
by Ernest Saves Hemmingway II November 03, 2010
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Dress baby

Mythologically it is a baby that emerges from the womb already dressed (it is widely accepted knowledge that a dress baby's clothes cannot be changed in utero)

Modern day defines dress baby as a child that annoys you or becomes your responsibility when you have no children of your own present.
We had a great time at the inauguration except for the dress baby at the ball, what were its parents thinking when they brought it along?
by Special Lady Friend January 25, 2009
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Food baby

A kind of belly that you get after eating a ton of food, where to the point where your belly is like a woman's child in the womb, where the term gets it's name. This fortunately is temporary, considering you shit all of the food away in the end of the process.
Oh god... *buraaap!* I-I think I have ate too much food... got a damn Food baby right now... *urp* I think I should probably let it rest...
by That2000'sKid October 27, 2017
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on baby jesus

somebody: you lying
me: on baby jesus i aint lyin
ian trippin on baby jesus
on baby jesus yhu mad weird 🥱💯.
by Ty💀 September 19, 2020
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baby buffet

A woman who is anatomically well endowed in her breast region-- through either natural or artificial means.
Damn! You see that girl Jazmine over there. Her rack be poppin' outa that shirt! She a baby buffet no doubt!
by Christineandemilie September 30, 2011
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Potato baby

Refers to newly born babies because they all look like a potato.
JOE: OMG Hana your baby is so cute he looks so much like you
Hana: No you fucking idiot, he looks like a fucking potato. It's a potato baby, hypocrite.
by hazeystorm May 22, 2017
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Baby Gord

what Gord Ross Coleman calls his dick.
Gord- I can't do squat jumps because my Baby gord is too big
martha: weirdo
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