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Apple User

A person who firmly believes he or she is better than other people. This assumption is based upon positive prejudice and taken up from people believed to be hip. Minor aspects are exaggerated (i.e. I can switch it on with my keyboard), whilst others are disregarded (i.e. I don't need more than one mouse key)
You're such an Apple User. Don't you ever form your own opinion?
Don't be an Apple User. It can be done just as well for less money.
Listen, Apple User, why don't you go home to mummy and have a hot bath?
by TeeJay January 19, 2005
mugGet the Apple Usermug.

Apple Martini

A drink that PaCMaN enjoys quite frequently. Also a drink that is known in the gay community, as a drink to give to your partner for a sure bareback session later that night.

1 part Absolut® vodka
1 part DeKuyper® Sour Apple Pucker schnapps
1 part apple juice

Poor all ingredients into a shaker. Shake well and strain into a Martini glass.
Hey Earl, what say we both order up some apple martinis, I'm feeling a little frisky tonight ???
Source: biggamedave, WISCONSIN
by biggamedave November 9, 2008
mugGet the Apple Martinimug.

Apple Jacks

Meaning there is no reason or justification for something; A substitute for saying "No Reason"; (Taken from the popular Apple Jacks cereal commercials, in which the characters couldn't give a reason for their liking of Apple Jacks cereal.)
"Why are there three lesbians and a republican in the living room?"
"Its Apple Jacks"

"Why are you still here?"
"'Cause I am"
"Don't Apple Jacks me!"
by Rodger Aiken March 10, 2005
mugGet the Apple Jacksmug.

love apple

Those love apples were hand crafted by god!
by afghanisrock April 15, 2006
mugGet the love applemug.

Faggot Apple

A tomato. A round spherical fruit that is not actually an apple.
This pizza pie has a great faggot apple sauce.
by Sal Lubricante November 16, 2011
mugGet the Faggot Applemug.

Apple pie

Use an apple corer to make a hole directly in the middle of the apple, while making sure one end is sealed tight and the other end is an open hole. You then proceed to fuck that apple like Nathanial Bar-Jonah on a twelve year old girl. After ejaculation has taken place you remove your dick from the apple and hold the round delicious fruit with the hole (filled with your semen) facing upright. You now have an apple pie, similar to a cream pie however not recognised by society as an acceptable act. But that's irrelevant, continuing with the Nathanial Bar-Jonah theme you shall now consume your victim and enjoy the juicy sweet delicious apple pie that you have created. All in all you have satisfied your hunger and hornyness and as an added bonus your dick has a lovely apple aroma which will probably have no use to you as you have just performed a sexual act apon an apple so you aren't likely to pick up any girls. Unless you decide to take extreme commitment to the Nathanial Bar-Jonah theme in which I shall not be held accountable for your actions.
Hey little kid, wanna try some of this apple pie I made?
by An apple paradise March 24, 2019
mugGet the Apple piemug.

apple eater

1: when a woman sticks an apple core in her twat and hopes to grow a tree.
2: when a woman sticks an apple core in her twat and her partner goes bobing for apples.
3: when a womans twat gets fingered more than a keyboard on an apple imac.
by johnny appleseeeed January 30, 2007
mugGet the apple eatermug.

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