Albert

Albert is a unicorn. A wildly unpredictable glorious unicorn full of life, energy, and kawaii af. They can be your best friend, help guide you through the difficulties of living on this plane. On the other hand, will absolutely impale you with their rainbow horn and happily bath in your blood if you hurt them or their friends. Albert is and always will be loyal to a fault, have a major case of "disease to please", and loves to see their friends and associates thrive and grow.

Damn, that dude is as loyal as an Albert.

by Sir Winston Puppypotamus November 23, 2021

Alberto

Drives a fast truck

Alberto drives a really fucking fast truck

by Fstasfboi November 23, 2021

Albert

Albert is someone who doesn't know how to socially interact much. He isn't a person to talk to a lot of people or text anyone. He's always single. He is the type of guy to cheat if he ever gets a girlfriend because he never had many girls to begin with and seeks female validation. Once you get to know him and be close to him, he is such a sweet guy and will care so much about you. He is also the worst person to argue with because he is as slow as a turtle when it comes to pointing out things or trying to prove you wrong. He is always wrong btw.

He's usually very hot and you just wanna lick him all over, but his friends are so much hotter which whom you also would like to lick all over.

Person 1: Go ask Albert for his friends snap for me.

Person 2: No he's weird he barely talks, you do it.

by nigeras_23 November 23, 2021

Albert

Flashing, sparkling, break through the dark. Sometime change to goose, hard to spot. Currently in love with “one”

Albert! What gorgeous!

by Zhaozilla November 23, 2021

Alberte

Alberte is the girl everyone else dreams of being.

She is an amazing person who will always be there for you. She is sweet, funny and gracious.

If you ever let an Alberte disappear from your life, you might as well give up.

Alberte’s weakness is that she has a great temperament, but it can also be her strength.

Alberte is the perfect girlfriend.

Keep her close to you forever

Boy 1: “I really want to be Albertes boyfriend. She is so perfect”

Boy 2: “Yeah… me too!”

by ukendtbruger? November 23, 2021

Albert

It is an evolution of the homosapiens discretus. As you get distracted a lot, he attacks you from behind with his 3cm penis. He is a bit homosexual and transgender.

Hello Albert how are you?

by ..red flags.. November 24, 2021

Albar

this person can be very dangerous if you do things that are not pleasant to him, but when he is serious about leading he is a very loyal leader, he is good at playing with words.
Albar is a very reliable person but it depends on Albar itself.

Albar is a different person depending on your attitude towards him.

by ItsMeYourFather November 24, 2021