alcoholed

Being intoxicated to the point that words describing concepts are difficult to remember. In the degrees of intoxication, alcoholed happens before slurred speech, but after a little tipsy.

I went out drinking last night, had just a couple big dirty martinis and went home pretty alcoholed.

by jackson5AHYEAH March 1, 2010

alcohole

A person who becomes a total jerk after consuming alcohol.

Great party last night, but that guy from IT was a total alcohole.

by Mr. KB July 23, 2010

Alcoholifucked

when you're like too drunk to function

he drank so much, he's alcoholifucked

by flood. August 20, 2010

alcomunchies

When you get really hungry after drinking.

Dude, I just downed four beers and I've got the alcomunchies now. Let's hit Mickey D's.

by MisterHardcore June 14, 2010

Alcofee

A heavily caffeinated drink with copious amounts of hard liquor, often found in dorms of students working on their thesis papers.

Alcofee- the drink of choice for students needing to be productive and entertained at the same time.

by Kuddles May 4, 2011

Alculation

The mathematic calculations that alcoholics do on their way to the liquor store.

I have to alculate how much I can get for $5
By my alculations I need X ounces to get drunk and I have Y at home so I need Z ounces. Can I afford that?

by munson25 October 9, 2011

alcomole

1. (n) Usually an older socially destitute individual who is frequently asked to buy alcohol for minors, but is never invited to partake of its consumption.

2. (n) A person sent in as a mole to purchase alcohol.

Related:
Alcomolic

"Dude, the booze hound polished off the 40 and we're all out of beer man. The night is young and everyone here is under 21, what are we gonna do?"
-No sweat man, I'll just call the alcomole and send him in to rite-aid.

*text to alcomole* "Do you think you can buy alcohol today?"

-Alcomole, 'fuck... I've been reduced to an alcomole'

by Joseph A. Erickson September 5, 2014